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Posted: 9/27/2005 12:50:03 PM EDT
We were in the truck and a dumbasshat cut me off and pulled into my lane and I guess I went Deadwood with the commentary. Then I suggested I send some OZ dudes to his house in the middle of the night to stab him with a gladius.
From what my GF said I sound something like this without any breaks for air or stoppages. "Goddamn, motherfucker, cocksucking son of a bitch asshole." She was surprised by the fluidity of the outburst. 
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Posted: 9/27/2005 12:51:24 PM EDT
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It happens
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Posted: 9/27/2005 12:52:04 PM EDT
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But, the real question was whether she was turned on. 
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Posted: 9/27/2005 12:52:43 PM EDT
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Tourette's is a bitch.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 12:54:26 PM EDT
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Damn forgot the meds again!
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Posted: 9/27/2005 12:56:05 PM EDT
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Start watching "Rome."
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Posted: 9/27/2005 12:56:07 PM EDT
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My son's first words where "Asshole Man" Spoken from his car seat in the back of our car when a guy ran a stop sign and almost caused us to wreck.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 12:56:38 PM EDT
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Good, you don't need to watching that Time/Life shit anyway!
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Posted: 9/27/2005 12:56:54 PM EDT
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Could have been worse...You could have Showtime and started using "Queer Ass Folk" references
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Posted: 9/27/2005 12:57:24 PM EDT
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Already do! I had to explain to the GF what a Gladius was. I found some for sale at the sword forum.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 12:57:34 PM EDT
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It's a good thing you haven't been watching Sex and the City.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 12:57:44 PM EDT
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Niiiiiiice.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 12:58:10 PM EDT
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I wonder who he learned that from. 
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Posted: 9/27/2005 12:58:50 PM EDT
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I can do that just looking for the remote to turn on the TV much less watch it.
You should hear me waiting for pic threads to download on my dial-up. GM |
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Posted: 9/27/2005 12:59:16 PM EDT
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Unfortunately I know exactly where he learned it from.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 12:59:45 PM EDT
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some what of a hijack but figure it would fit well here - I was told once by a great Aunt that you can predict how women will react in labor by the way the drive in traffic. Not sure what that means for the men........but what do you think doc? A good analogy?
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Posted: 9/27/2005 1:02:54 PM EDT
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Are you from Jersey? If not you do us Jersey folks proud with the road rage
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Posted: 9/27/2005 1:03:34 PM EDT
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Patty never underestimate a woman. Especially one in labor. I have seen the most nicest person turn into a rabid animal. Then she becomes docile again once the baby is born.
I am 100% sure women are the dominate sex of the species. They are naturally brighter and tolerate pain better. They are more resistant to disease. Now only if the hormones didnt effect their behavior they would rule the world. Physically they are not as strong but you never want to fuck over one. When you fall asleep she will go bobbitt on your ass.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 1:06:45 PM EDT
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lol.....yes those hormones are a dozey all right. Bobbitt was a bit wacked though. No pun intended. Patty |
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Posted: 9/27/2005 1:10:48 PM EDT
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ROFLMAO 
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Posted: 9/27/2005 1:16:49 PM EDT
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Rome rules. The torture scene this week with Octavian and Pullo was awesome. Pullo has been added to my list of favorite TV characters which includes: Tony Soprano Ari Gold Seth Bullock Al Swearengen Titus Pullo All HBO shows, imagine that. |
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Posted: 9/27/2005 1:18:41 PM EDT
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ARDOC, didn't you get banned from Deadwood already?
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Posted: 9/27/2005 1:32:30 PM EDT
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I accidentally did that in a staff meeting once. The silence was deafening. Not as bad as when I accidentally said "fuck" in a job interview though..... Finally, there was the time in Old Country Buffet when I dumped a spoonful of Mac-N-Cheese on my shirt: "motherfucking shitass slut!" at an elevated volume will get parents with kids a tad pissed off at you. 
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Posted: 9/27/2005 2:38:31 PM EDT
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Yup, now Rome and Oz have been included. |
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Posted: 9/27/2005 2:39:16 PM EDT
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What's next, "The Sopranos?" |
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