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Posted: 9/24/2005 6:12:38 PM EDT
Waaaaaaa?
Bottom right page of www.drudgereport.com Waitin for the link. Found one link; www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/09/25/nivf25.xml&sSheet=/portal/2005/09/25/ixportaltop.html |
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Maybe they can come up with an "instand Father" for that "instant pregnancy" of theirs.
Some women are just plain stupid. |
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One would think if they don't have the time in their "busy lives" to have a relationship and a sex life in order to get pregnant, just how do they expect to have the time to raise a child? |
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Ding ding ding. |
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when they get used to not having fathers I hope to have a lot of sexual excursions :)
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I wonder how they're going to screw men with this.
Probably have sex with some guy right after the IVF and say, "it's yours! Gimme child support!" |
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Paternity test. |
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Which is what guys like you and I immediately say we want. However, there are plenty of gullible fools out there that will accept those words at face value. It happens all the time. |
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All the more proof, as I always say, that "career women" are the most f-ed up people on the planet. |
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Oddly enough - My wife and I have experience with using the British NHS for an IVF procedure.
Trust me - it would be FAR less complicated and time consuming to just go out and get laid. |
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That reminds me of an onion headline: "Area woman aborts plan to trap boyfriend into marriage" |
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Was there ever any doubt? |
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Then why have kids at all? Selfcentered maybe? |
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Women? Self-centered? No way... |
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Aren't all women selfcentered? ETA: VooDoo beat me to it. |
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Well no, all women aren't self centered. But, the squeaky wheels get the grease. They make the most noise about stupid shit like this, and get all the news coverage.
You don't see the news coverage of the NORMAL women in the world, that (in this case) get pregnant in the standard way (if they can do it), or raise their own kids, etc. There are still some of them in the world. |
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Here's what my wife says: "Why would you sign up for months of morning sickness, swollen ankles, weight gain, and no sleep for years to come, without at least getting a few orgasms out of it?"
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Wait wait wait... WOMEN can have ORGASMS?!?!? |
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Who cares!! |
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Exactly what I was thinking! You can be sure most of these kids will get to know the legal system well someday! |
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So here they're choosing IVF (test tube baby) over artificial insemination (frozen daddy-cicle)?
This about sums it up:
It's not just the single women, it's those freaky yuppy couples too. You know the ones that get a bigger boner over brown nosing their boss than they do over their wife or husband. Product of our greedy, self-centered, fast-food society. Oh, Beltfedleadhead: yes, women have orgasms, but I suppose from your surprise at the notion that they must not be having any with you. |
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They're slaves. They are wholly beholden to our deus ex machina of a society to the point where they are willing to give up one of the most central aspects of their humanity. It would be sad if it wasn't so pathetic. |
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www.snopes.com |
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What makes them so sure we would want to have sex with them? Probably just a bunch of ugly dikey bitches.
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Guess I shoulda added a or maybe a to avoid confusion. Hey, good call on the snopes link. I emailed them, and they assured me it WAS a myth after all. |
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" In- Vitro Fertilization girls gone wild"
....just doesn't have the same impact. |
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Explain this part to me again. I'd love to see any supporting references as well. J. Reno (proud parent of an IVF child) |
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reference the topic article. It mentions parents who don't even try to conceive naturally because they are too busy in their work life. I don't have a problem with IVF or daddy-pops either for that matter. I do have a problem with people that are so busy in their work life that they don't even have time to.... "excercise their marital privledges" yet they think they have time to have a baby. congrats on the little one! |
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Why did you put that link? Snopes has nothing about this under their pregnancy file... |
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He is referring to the lie, propagated by the main stream media, that women can have orgasms. |
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Let me give you a bit of insight into going through an IVF procedure. It takes months - yes, I said months. First, the couple will need to both go through a medical exam. Then, there is the injection series that the female will need to go through. From there, she will need an exam in which they will remove her eggs. From there, they will need to wait while the eggs are fertilized and selected for transfer. Then, once again, you will need to have a procedure to have the fertilized eggs transferred. Now, at this point, you have spent in excess of $10,000 (in the US) and you have less than a 50% chance of becoming pregnant. So, your statement:
doesn't really add up, does it? Despite what this one article states, it's far easier to take 15 minutes and to schtup your old lady than it does to go through IVF. |
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+1...it is a total lie.. |
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According to this article: www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/09/25/nivf25.xml&sSheet=/portal/2005/09/25/ixportaltop.html
All your post says is that you believe the article is bogus. Why do you need me to explain my yuppy comment? Why don't you just say you think the whole article if FOS? Do you think I was saying that only yuppy freaks use IVF? If so, that's a stretch. From my previous post, you can acuse me of believing an article you believe is bogus, but you can't acuse me of saying that "only freaky yuppies have IVF". Maybe I should have said "some yuppy freak couples" so as not to offend the majority of yuppies that I must assume are just A-ok? Help me out here, what's the offense? Yes, I believe there are people stupid enough to jump to IVF thinking it will be easier and fit their busy schedules better than nookie a few nights a week. I also believe there are doctors out there that will just go along with it and give the client what they want. Are they the majority? no way. Are they out there? probably. |
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As opposed to spending several years actually getting off work at 5pm and going on dates in order to find a suitable spouse for life. Then actually putting your spouse and marriage before your job and changing your life to accomodate the invariably human behavior of the one you chose as a life partner. These aren't the people who did all that and then went through the EXTRA hassle of IVF! |
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At least somebody got the joke. |
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And/or the social service system..... I knew a secretary at work once who was divorced with custody of her two small boys. Those boys, in her words, were "uncontrollable." All she really needed was a strong male figure around them to counterbalance and call them on their bullshit, preferably the father; but I guess he was gone and out of the picture. I felt a bit sorry for her because I raised two small boys as a single parent and they came out pretty good. But I think if they had been girls, I might have been in the same position that she was. When it comes to figuring out women (even young ones) I'm pretty clueless. I'm sure they would have had me wrapped around their little fingers....maybe. Maybe that's why the good lord gave me boys instead of girls. Everything happens for a reason. |
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