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Posted: 9/24/2005 5:23:08 AM EDT

i thought this was too funny to take offense to.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Posted: 9/24/2005 5:30:03 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/24/2005 5:52:10 AM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 9/24/2005 7:39:24 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
i thought this was too funny to take offense to.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

A 3 out of 10

Penalty for unoriginality-stealing from other joke.

That was used as a blond joke here the other day.

Posted: 9/24/2005 7:43:08 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
i thought this was too funny to take offense to.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Posted: 9/24/2005 7:43:35 AM EDT

[#5]

I gotta admit, that's pretty damn funny. Not original, but funny.

Posted: 9/24/2005 8:06:43 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/24/2005 8:08:30 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

+1

Posted: 9/24/2005 8:12:16 AM EDT

[#8]

Semi Good, just semi good.

Sort of like Drew Barrymore, just semi good.

Posted: 9/24/2005 8:49:30 AM EDT

[#9]

Good one...

Posted: 9/24/2005 8:54:38 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Quoted:
i thought this was too funny to take offense to.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

A 3 out of 10

Penalty for unoriginality-stealing from other joke.

That was used as a blond joke here the other day.

and it was also in the comic strips last week, but not as a blonde joke...

Posted: 9/24/2005 1:22:00 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
i thought this was too funny to take offense to.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

A 3 out of 10

Penalty for unoriginality-stealing from other joke.

That was used as a blond joke here the other day.

and it was also in the comic strips last week, but not as a blonde joke...

no shit.....i didn't know. i knew it came from somewhere else, because my sis sent in an e-mail, and i usually see everything she sends me somewhere else first.....usually here