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Posted: 9/23/2005 9:27:33 PM EDT
[#1]
If you're like me you get all excited and get all these ideas, and then you end up doing nothing and then the week is over!
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Posted: 9/23/2005 9:28:38 PM EDT
[#2]
Hersheys "special Dark" Syrup instead of ovaltine...
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Posted: 9/23/2005 9:28:56 PM EDT
[#3]
Otherwise known as Option 4 on the poll. It's a distinct possiblity. 
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Posted: 9/23/2005 9:30:02 PM EDT
[#4]
Do absolutely nothing. It'll be everything you thought it could be.
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Posted: 9/23/2005 9:30:47 PM EDT
[#5]
Interesting, my wife is leaving tomorrow for 10 days as well. Tagged to get suggestions
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Posted: 9/23/2005 9:32:29 PM EDT
[#6]
Eh, you'll hump your fist for a week and when you look back you'll wonder how the hell a week passed without you doing ANYTHING worthwhile.
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Posted: 9/23/2005 9:37:00 PM EDT
[#7]
Paint the house...MARPAT-style.
Put a 6" lift and mudders on the family sedan. |
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Posted: 9/23/2005 9:44:43 PM EDT
[#8]
Go rent a Vintage Porn Title for kicks.
Like "Oriental Hawaii" [1982]??? Do yourself the favor! Oh and listen to lots of Ramones and The Cult. 
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Posted: 9/23/2005 9:47:50 PM EDT
[#9]
come help me clean yards
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Posted: 9/23/2005 9:48:53 PM EDT
[#10]
I voted for strippers, but it looks like you'll be spending the week jumping through your fist dick first.
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Posted: 9/23/2005 9:49:27 PM EDT
[#11]
#4. Same shit, different day. The only difference: NO BITCHING or comments. You'll do nothing new and enjoy doing nothing new 200% more.
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Posted: 9/23/2005 9:50:17 PM EDT
[#12]
LMFAO. Dont hurt yourself steyr. |
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Posted: 9/23/2005 9:51:32 PM EDT
[#13]
I say some photoshop is in your future... The day before the wife returns home, send her some pics of the house, the party you had, the cops showing up, the war you started with the JBTs after they shot the dog, and the family car with the Mudders.
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Posted: 9/23/2005 9:53:42 PM EDT
[#14]
Remember how you posted that thread about trying to defeat your motion sensors by crawling really slowly.
Do stuff like that - all week. Set alarms for random times and see how quickly you can go from sleeping into zombie killing mode. Sneak around your house and property, etc. 
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Posted: 9/23/2005 10:03:36 PM EDT
[#15]
Thanks for the ideas. Now I'm trying to get MINE to leave for a week so I can do that. |
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Posted: 9/23/2005 10:04:29 PM EDT
[#16]
Don't worry....I'm a professional. 
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Posted: 9/23/2005 10:05:18 PM EDT
[#17]
So it will be like last week? |
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Posted: 9/23/2005 10:06:24 PM EDT
[#18]
5) A Toga Party with every stripper that you can aford.
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Posted: 9/23/2005 10:10:09 PM EDT
[#19]
My best guess is that your post count will rise considerably
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Posted: 9/23/2005 10:13:13 PM EDT
[#20]
Yep, you'll end up doing nothing, then a mad dash of laundry and cleaning up the house on day 7.
My wife and five year old daughter went away for four days a few weeks ago. When they got back my daughter said, "Wow, the kitchen is really clean!." My wife, who normally does the cleaning, was not happy about that!
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Posted: 9/23/2005 10:18:44 PM EDT
[#21]
Clean your guns on your front porch and scare your neighbors.
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Posted: 9/23/2005 10:20:24 PM EDT
[#22]
When my wife is out of town, I try to put on the "woo hoo, bachelor life" smile, but then I spend the whole time missing her. Jim |
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Posted: 9/23/2005 10:24:13 PM EDT
[#23]
 Yep that's happened before! |
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Posted: 9/23/2005 10:25:00 PM EDT
[#24]
Sounds then like she leaves you home alone alot! Just dont go blind ok Oh yeah sun light is good from time to time so head out to the range and play with that MP5 with the beta mag you posted a while back so you can at least tell her you got out of the house during the week. |
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Posted: 9/24/2005 6:55:38 PM EDT
[#25]
Still taking suggestions.
Leaves in a few days. |
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Posted: 9/24/2005 7:23:20 PM EDT
[#26]
SteyrAUG, I'm living that right now.
Grandma left Thursday morning. So far I have... Catfished with a new friend and his daughter Thursday night who I met through a common friend that came out to shoot at my range. And drank whiskey. Made a BUIS out of a spare carry handle Friday afternoon. And drank whiskey. Made a vertical grip out of the spare parts of the carry handle leftovers Friday night. And drank whiskey. Saturday morning surfed ARFcom then went to the liquor store to buy more whiskey. Spent some of the morning in deep admiration of my previous days work. Saturday night surfed ARFcom and drank more whiskey. Tomorrow is game day so I will problably watch football. And drink whiskey. Monday I will hide my gun improvements from my wife and drink whiskey so she doesn't suspect anything. GM |
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Posted: 9/24/2005 7:28:12 PM EDT
[#27]
Here's and idea try
MOONING the neighbors thats always fun 
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Posted: 9/24/2005 7:34:05 PM EDT
[#28]
See how many HK subguns you can strap on and find new ways to "clear the house".
Y'KNOW you can't do that shit when the wife is there!
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Posted: 9/24/2005 7:49:30 PM EDT
[#29]
Honestly, I would like to see the following posts from steyr this week.
Ammo porn Mag porn Gun porn And also, more informative posts on subjects like defeating motion sensor lights. |
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Posted: 9/24/2005 7:59:17 PM EDT
[#30]
I only have this evening without the wife.
Today: Helped my cousin move from Phoenix to Tucson. Went to the range, shot the 7.62x39 and 9mm ARs, and Glock 17. I reloaded some .45ACP rounds. Tuned up one .45 Sten mod. mag. Cleaned some guns. Made a couple chicken sammiches. Had a beer or two. Watched some TV. Surfed the arfcom. I may shoot some pool next, and have some Jack Daniels.  I didn't burn a dime of my own gasoline. It sure is fucking peaceful!!  |
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Posted: 9/24/2005 8:03:07 PM EDT
[#31]
A + B + C
CWO |
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Posted: 9/24/2005 8:11:59 PM EDT
[#32]
I voted option #4.
Only now, you won't be ridiculed by your wife for doing what you did before. Which somehow, will take all the enjoyment out of doing it.
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Posted: 9/24/2005 8:19:11 PM EDT
[#33]
It was 51/51 porn/nothing and I tipped the scales. Guess your stuck doing nothing. Sorry Steyr!
-Ben |
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Posted: 9/24/2005 8:28:24 PM EDT
[#34]
Steyr, my wife is leaving town for an extended vacation and I will be in the same situation. I may have to use the results from your poll to help plan my time as well...
ohh, btw, I voted for strippers.
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Posted: 9/24/2005 8:41:29 PM EDT
[#35]
How 'bout strippers and blow for the early evening then afterwards they can pretend they're zombies!
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Posted: 9/24/2005 8:42:18 PM EDT
[#36]
Run practice drill clearing your house in the dark.
And from a conversation I had with a friend Anoymous-what happens when your flashlight runs outta batteries? MM-Ill guide myself around with my muzzle flash! 
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Posted: 9/24/2005 8:54:30 PM EDT
[#37]
That's when you throw chem lights.
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Posted: 9/24/2005 8:55:16 PM EDT
[#38]
Party time!!!!!
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Posted: 9/24/2005 9:47:17 PM EDT
[#39]
Start a Barret 82 Group Buy.
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Posted: 9/24/2005 9:52:58 PM EDT
[#40]
go one a week long bender.
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Posted: 9/24/2005 10:25:25 PM EDT
[#41]
Ninja-Training in the front yard?
Really, how about you just invite a couple of gun-buddies over and shoot the shit over a couple beers. Maybe a range trip before-hand? I picked option 1 by the way...... Supreme Pizza, HK-91s, and a couple of lesbian love scenes just go hand in hand. |
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Posted: 9/24/2005 10:30:47 PM EDT
[#42]
Buy lotsa gun stuff. Ya got a week to get all the packages before she gets home
Denny |
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Posted: 9/24/2005 10:32:18 PM EDT
[#43]
Hookers and blow.
Wait, did you say you didn't want to do that?
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Posted: 9/24/2005 10:43:14 PM EDT
[#44]
That is exactley what i do with my 'free time'. Then i wonder why in the hell i did not hit the bars and raise hell like i was a teenager again.
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Posted: 9/24/2005 11:12:52 PM EDT
[#45]
Denny is one of the reasons I go get the mail, not my wife. Last time I had the house to myself I did nothing |
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Posted: 9/24/2005 11:33:09 PM EDT
[#46]
Your wife is going out of town for the weekend? Time to party at your house.
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Posted: 9/24/2005 11:50:14 PM EDT
[#47]
She's going to be gone. Why should you stay home???
Does the saying, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" mean anything to you???....
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Posted: 9/25/2005 4:54:43 AM EDT
[#48]
I say you call up all your old girlfriends until you find one that wants to come over and talk about the old times, watch porn, eat pizza and drink beer.
Idea inspired by this thread: |
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Posted: 9/25/2005 5:20:53 AM EDT
[#49]
I always enjoy seeing references to "Office Space." I'll never tire of it. I would say just do nothing while playing with your guns. Scott |
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Posted: 9/25/2005 7:06:54 AM EDT
[#50]
Reply to the IM's you've been ignoring. There has to be a lot of them.
AB |
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