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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:24:14 PM EDT
Let me share a service call story with you that happened to me today.
Working on a built in BBQ that was down. So I open the cabinet underneath to get to the gas line and WHO do I bump into? THIS BITCH!  OH!! And she in NOT alone. She is with "Incubating Children"  I must have REALLY freaked bad because when the flat side of my ball peen hammer hit her fucking body, it splattered about 2" in every direction! ...So did the egg sacs!  |
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:31:51 PM EDT
[#1]
Don't guess your gonna mount that one then huh
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:33:13 PM EDT
[#2]
Sissy.
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:34:35 PM EDT
[#3]
Whoa, you charged extra....right?
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:34:40 PM EDT
[#4]
Do what I do, get a can of WD40 and a lighter, burn 'em slowly to death. Then when they're lying on the ground twitching, spray the everloving shit out of them with more flammable liquid, then drop a match on 'em.
Enjoy the funneral pyre. 
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:35:05 PM EDT
[#5]
YES! YES I AM!!!! 
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:35:54 PM EDT
[#6]
IBTC
In before the Title Change |
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:36:01 PM EDT
[#7]
I absolutely HATE black widows. Glad you wasted it. That's one less for me to worry about.
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:36:15 PM EDT
[#8]
Never mind. I thought you were calling me.
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:36:30 PM EDT
[#9]
I usually use my Acytlene torch for that job. However it was a wooden deck... customer wouldnt have paid me if I torched the deck. 
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:36:53 PM EDT
[#10]
.308 blank to the torso.
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:37:44 PM EDT
[#11]
I must have missed something Your not in heat are you 
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:37:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:39:58 PM EDT
[#13]
Why?
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:40:52 PM EDT
[#14]
It's only a little spider.
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:41:38 PM EDT
[#15]
Death to all black widows.
That said, my crazy cousin has one as a pet. Keeps feeding it crickets, and she's about the size of a damn egg now. 
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:42:19 PM EDT
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Hmmmmmm...........spiders + acytlene torch + bbq grill gas line=  DrFriDge. Yeah, I'd pay to see a video clip of that!
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:42:29 PM EDT
[#17]
LOL I'll let CnL answer that one! |
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:43:01 PM EDT
[#18]
Eat It
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:45:27 PM EDT
[#19]
I thought this was gonna be about Cindy Sheehan. Or Hitlary. Or Fonda.
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:46:07 PM EDT
[#20]
What kind of egg? 
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:48:09 PM EDT
[#21]
It was. |
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:48:28 PM EDT
[#22]
One day at work, one of my coworkers came over to me with a black widow stuck to a piece of masking tape.
He asked me, "Is this a black widow?" I said, "Sure, where did you find it?" He replied, "Crawling up my leg." He had used the tape to get the spider off his leg. 
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:51:04 PM EDT
[#23]
You should have stuck it & eggs and a jar and sold it on Ebay. Probably made some decent ammo money.
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:52:28 PM EDT
[#24]
Oh NOW he tells me!!!  ... NOoooooooooo thanks!!!
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Posted: 9/22/2005 7:35:16 PM EDT
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I just had to run a cable under my house, and them bitches were all over the place. Got the hell out of there, and went to Home Depot and bought a dozen bug bombs (hand grenades) and went to work on them bithes. Next day, nothin, fucking no mans land.
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Posted: 9/22/2005 7:41:34 PM EDT
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I walked into a mag at work one day to kit some propellant.
I went to the back to open the far door for some airflow, and felt like I had walked through some spider web. When the door opened and the light hit the wall of spiderweb covered in baby black widows I damn near shit myself. I had the heebie jeebies for the rest of the shift. Plus I was covered in baby black widows. The little ones don't bite, but at least you can see the big ones... |
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Posted: 9/22/2005 7:43:11 PM EDT
[#27]
I would have used a propane torch.
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Posted: 9/22/2005 8:10:52 PM EDT
[#28]
Why in the hell.............................. |
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Posted: 9/22/2005 10:20:10 PM EDT
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'Authorities are issuing a general state of emergency tonight for Anytown, USA. They are on the look out for a 75 pound Black Widow that apparently turned on its former owner, and is now prowling downtown Anytown, preying on small pets and children...' gawd, i hate spiders. I just hate having to get out in the corners of the shed or garage, cause I know there are spiders there, and probably Widows and recluses too. Ew....recluses. *Squeals like little girls* I'll admit though, even as a severe arachnophobic...BW are pretty wicked looking. |
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Posted: 9/22/2005 10:21:14 PM EDT
[#30]
Yeah, but why ME?
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Posted: 9/23/2005 3:02:26 AM EDT
[#31]
It's all thebeekeeper1's fault. |
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Posted: 9/23/2005 3:06:43 AM EDT
[#32]
Argh! She beat me to it! IBTSL In before the spider lovers "so what she COULDA bit YOU...she's there to bite all the other insects!" |
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Posted: 9/23/2005 3:26:42 AM EDT
[#33]
I can't believe someone hasn't already said:
Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure. 
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Posted: 9/23/2005 4:34:50 AM EDT
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NUKE HER FROM ORBIT!!! That's the ONLY way to be sure!!!
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Posted: 9/23/2005 4:39:11 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/23/2005 5:19:01 AM EDT
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Guess I'd rather have ants up my peepee than one of those!
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Posted: 9/23/2005 5:42:43 AM EDT
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WIMP! I've killed two of those damn things in my backyard.
A Brown Recluse is what should scare you. 
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Posted: 9/23/2005 7:49:07 AM EDT
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I have no idea...She's in a big planter box on the front porch. He walked by one day and noticed there was a small BW in there. For some reason she can't get out of it, so every day he catches a cricket and throws it in there. She's huge, people. Huge. He's out of his fricking mind.
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Posted: 9/23/2005 7:53:58 AM EDT
[#39]
::sigh:: Again I feel the need to state the rule: If it does not contribute to the home, as in helping to pay the bills (hubby) protecting it (my pup) or counts as a tax deduction (my kidlings) then it must die. Learn the rule...adopt the rule...live the rule. |
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Posted: 9/23/2005 8:01:06 AM EDT
[#40]
OH That just aint right!!!
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Posted: 9/23/2005 8:02:39 AM EDT
[#41]
You should have Drawn down
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