Customers... what can you say about them?
had a customer that had 14 waterfalls and fountains on his property. Guy looked like he was in his 60's and his wife was a 30 year old trophy wife. The house had a movie theater in it ... YES a movie theater! So I look to see what is the deal with his refrigerator and give him an estimate of 180.00. He about shits a kitten and says "180.00!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT FOR THE MONEY I PAID FOR THESE REFRIGERATORS, THEY BROKE" I said "Hey, even Rolls Royces break down" He then said "Tell me about it... I have 9 of them"
9 ROLLS ROYCES AND BE BITCHES ABOUT 180.00!!!!!!
Funny part is, he asks his wife is she will be around to pay me when I am done because he has to go to work. She says "Yes, I will be home all day" 5 minutes after he leaves she asks me "Do you have the total for the bill yet? I have to go" So I make out the bill. She hands me a check and goes upstairs.
She comes back downstairs in this black, ready to paint the town evening dress and tears out of that house faster than who knows what.
What a fucking lifestyle!