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Posted: 9/22/2005 5:51:42 AM EDT
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went hunting and shooting machine guns a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted. THE END In today's e-mail. The thing is it fits my friend to a tee! 
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Posted: 9/22/2005 5:54:58 AM EDT
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after. Brevity is the soul of wit. This is the version I heard, and it's a hell of a lot more funny, IMHO. |
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Posted: 9/22/2005 5:58:43 AM EDT
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I had heard it that way too.
This may be my friend's way of saying he and his girlfriend broke up. 
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Posted: 9/22/2005 5:59:45 AM EDT
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This is the same version I posted in a JOTD thread a couple months ago. |
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:11:55 AM EDT
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Oh sure!!! I post a joke, with plenty of machine guns and beer, just knowing it would go over well around here and you guys shoot it all to hell.
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:12:49 AM EDT
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We're unpredictable, just like a semi-auto with a hot chamber. |
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:15:35 AM EDT
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Ain't that the truth?
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:19:11 AM EDT
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Y'all are asking the wrong women.
If you pull a chick out of a trash can, and she's trashy, what were you expecting? |
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:22:56 AM EDT
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Shit! This is going from bad to worse!
 This was suppose to be a "guy" joke not a discussion about loose womenz. 
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:25:26 AM EDT
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If it makes you feel any better, I thought it was funny. And I won't even add any social commentary. 
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Posted: 9/22/2005 6:29:20 AM EDT
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Finally!!1
Thank you! 
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