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Posted: 9/21/2005 7:15:14 AM EDT
Wife walks up to hubby and says "I want you to pay for a boob job for me."  

Hubby:  No need to spend $$, just rub some toilet paper between your boobs every night before bed.
Wife: HUH!?
Hubby:  Yeah try it, it'll work like a charm trust me!
Wife: Well, OK.

----Three months later----

Wife:  Hey, I've been rubb'in toilet between my boobs and nothings happened!  Your idea sucks!
Hubby:  Hmmm, strange.  It worked for your ass!
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:24:50 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:31:14 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:36:26 AM EDT
[#3]
Something tells me I'm not telling this one in mixed company...

Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:38:45 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:58:28 AM EDT
[#5]
Stop. Ive heard that one.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 8:10:23 AM EDT
[#6]
 That one's getting emailed
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