of my new apartment, and there is a Chupacabra in the back yard!!!  Or it might be my neighbor lady. What should I do?!?


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No point in posting if you can't provide pics...

Shoot first, determine species later.


[Ed] It's coming straight for us! [/Ed]

Leave food out to lure it in maybe?

Shoot it, man! Shoot it in the head!

Quoted: Shoot it, man! Shoot it in the head!

+1

In order of the Use of Force Continuum:
1:  Beat cowbell
2:  Quote STGAR15
3:  Draw down
4:  Consult the Book of Armaments, proceed with the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch
5:  Post dinner pic following completion with required components

Looks kinda like this...




No wonder the rent here is so cheap  

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Run out there and catch it. Tame it and keep it inside to keep the local rif raf out when you're not home. Let it roam when are home so it can forage for food.

This is the one we found dead in my back yard a couple of months ago.  Don't know what he died of.

Quoted: This is the one we found dead in my back yard a couple of months ago.  Don't know what he died of. www.hufos.net/images/Texas_Chupacabra.jpg

Probably of being a really sick, emaciated, starving DOG    hehe

Quoted: This is the one we found dead in my back yard a couple of months ago.  Don't know what he died of. www.hufos.net/images/Texas_Chupacabra.jpg

wtf is that?

Quoted: Quoted: This is the one we found dead in my back yard a couple of months ago.  Don't know what he died of. www.hufos.net/images/Texas_Chupacabra.jpg wtf is that?

Coyote with mange.

We had a sighting last month near Philly. We took an aircraft down for an airshow. Was the pilots and 3 of us enlisted crewmembers. After a night of drinking, Sean, one of the enlisted guys took off with some hottie about 11:30 or so. When the bars closed, my platoon Sgt and I  stopped for munchies and headed back to the hotel. Larry decided to bang on Seans door to mess with him. To his surprise the door opened up. I was Just getting my door open across the hall and witnessed everything.

As the door swung open, Larry noticed a thing not even resmbling the hottie Sean left with doing what appeared to be eating his face. Larry shouted "AAAHHHH!". I turned to look, the thing stopped attacking Sean, and Larry ran into the room yelling "Chupacabra! Run brother, I'll kill it!" The Chupacabra ran into the bathroom, and Sean sat on the bed and turned the TV on. At this point we figured Sean would have things under control. He appeared to be slyly waiting the creature out. Larry and I went back to our rooms.

The next day, Sean claimed he never even remembered the whole thing

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That's nothing. The cats in my office complex shoot back.
Man, I hate cats!