www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_daily_show/extras/vonnegut.jhtml

It was a rerun from last week but I thought it was great. On the website they changed his qoute though. Instead of  "Nobody better trespass against me. I'll tell you that."  He actually said " Nobody better trespass against me. I'll cut them a new you-know-what"  The Daily Show has a liberal platform but this guy was good See the link for the whole list.

Here is the list:

LIBERAL CRAP I NEVER WANT TO HEAR AGAIN


Give us this day our daily bread. Oh sure.

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those wh trespass against us.
Nobody better trespass against me. I'll tell you that. Actual transcript "I'll cut them a new you-know-what"

Blessed are the meek.

Blessed are the merciful. You mean we can't use torture?

Blessed are the peacemakers. Jane Fonda?

Love your enemies - Arabs?

Ye cannot serve God and Mammon. The hell I can't! Look at the Reverand Pat Robertson. And He is as happy as a pig in s**t.

Those sound like things liberals would never say. They hate any use of scripture, so I dont think anyone has to worry about a liberal saying those.