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Get ye name here you scurvy drunken bilge rats arrrrrrrrr



Here be the best ways to be gettin ye masts blownd down me buckos:

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

By popular demand ...

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!

RRRRRR!

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avast... gimme ma booty!

har dee har!!! that were funny, me matey!

Avast! Keep a civil tongue in yer heads, or ye'll all be swinging from me yardarm.

"Yarr! Weigh anchor! Hoist the mizzen! Savvy, ye scallywag?!" “Or ye will be in Davey Jone’s locker soon, ye Landlubber!”

Shiver me timbers, another pirate day without me knowin or bein prepared...arrrrrr. Tis a sad thing.


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Hars ye Pirate Dikshunary fer ye skalawags that need some halp...

"Marco" - Homosexual Meatball

"Thar she blows!" - The pirate equivalent of "Whoop, there it is!".

"ARRRGHHHH" - this phrase shows general discontent. or it can also mean that someone is about to get wild- a.k.a. a battle cry.

"wake me at the zenith of the moon" - only full blown pirates know this phrase. An educated pirate is rare but also the most deadly kind. They are smarter than you and crazier.

"Ahoy, me hearties!" - Equivalent of "Hello, my friends!"

A dark and stormy - this is not a phrase but a drink. This is what true pirates drink. It is made of goslings rum and ginger beer. it is a delight to the senses.

"Avast ye scum ridden weevil shaggers. Captain Black Beard is gonna keel haul you and grow barnacles on ye starboard knacker". - The Captain isn't happy...

"I'm gonna make a kill" - This pirate is going to kill something... and he is serious about it.

"Dogs ahoy!" - Equivalent of "Things to kill, straight ahead."

"Shiver me timbers!" - Like saying "Oh My!" like my legs are shaking

"Skuttle me Skippers" - Making a mistake and being judged for/by it.

"Avast ye varmint" - Stop right there young man because you're in big trouble.

"Weigh anchor!" - Let's go!

"Yarr." - I agree.

"Yarr!" - I see your point, and agree wholeheartedly.

"Yarr-ha-harr!" - You're right!

"Yarrgh" - I respectfully acknowledge that you are right and I am wrong

"Kissin' the Gunner's Daughter" - Receiving some serious punishment

"Blow me down!" - You don't say? How surprising.

"Ye Scalawag!" - You dirty dog!

"Savvy?" - Is that okay with you? Do you understand?

"Ahoy" - Call to attract attention, something akin to 'Hello, there!'

"Clap of Thunder" - Powerful drink

""Fo'c's'le" - Slang for Forecastle. Small candlelit room where a pirate used the sopping bucket. (Bathroom)

"Jack" - A flag or a sailor; showing how sailors would refer to their ship's colors as one of the crew. Hence Jack Tar for sailor and the Union Jack flag.

"Loaded to the Gunwales" (pronounced "gunnels") - Drunk

"Messdeck lawyer" - A know-it-all

"Nipperkin" - A small drink

"Salmagundi" - A dish of chopped meat, eggs, anchovies, onions and anything else the cook can throw in; A piratical delicacy

"Son of a Biscuit Eater" - Not so much a sailor term, but a derrogatory term indicating someone you don't like

"Landlubber" - A "Non-pirate" or a curse for someone who is a coward

"Mungus" - A legendary pirate. I fear for my ancestors!

"Yeeer"

"Weigh anchor! Hoist the mizzen!!!" - Basically adds on to Let's go!

Eh?

"Yarr noobs!"

"davey jone's locker" - death after walking the plank. your coffin in the sea.

Arrrrrrrrrrr..avast you grog wenches..where be the likes of the strumpets ....an skullry maidens?

ARRGGG. A keel haulin'  yer be needing!

A dark and stormy - this is not a phrase but a drink. This is what true pirates drink. It is made of goslings rum and ginger beer. it is a delight to the senses.

Also very good with Captain Morgan "Tattoo".

My pick up line?


GIVE UP YOUR BOOTY!!!!!

"Avast there wenches, heave to and prepare to kiss the steel of me jolly roger!"

It worked last year.

Arrrr....This be a fine day for some lootin' and pillagin', me buckos!

Avast! If only we had been in port at New Orleans a fortnight past! There would have been much booty in our keels!

Shiver me timbers! The sight of all those people takin' what wasn't theirs warmed me old pirate heart!

Beggin' your pardons, but I must go and varnish me pegleg before the termites get too bad.

Look lively there wench! Bring me a cup of cold ale while I varnish me leg!

Chips Ahoy!!!!

Quoted: ...There would have been much booty in our keelsbilges! ...

Keels are generally solid, without holding capacity. Bilges are the spaces down low in the boat, near the keel basically, in which water, loose change, and dryer lint accumulate.

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Arrrrrr !    


Wheres the wenches?

Quoted: Quoted: ...There would have been much booty in our keelsbilges! ... Keels are generally solid, without holding capacity. Bilges are the spaces down low in the boat, near the keel basically, in which water, loose change, and dryer lint accumulate.

Aaarrrr!!  Keel-haul yonder nautical nerd.

By the name o' me dear patch-eyed, peg-legged mum, ye'll walk the plank fer correcting me pirate talking friend there, boyo.

Quoted: Arrrr....This be a fine day for some lootin' and pillagin', me buckos!

Avast and +1.  

Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum!

Ah 'tis I, Henry Green Arse. Ye will walk the planf if ye make jolly 'bout me name savvy?

Time to hoist the sales and leave ye landlubbers if ye resist, will be davy jones lockker fer you, ARRRRGH?

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: ...There would have been much booty in our keelsbilges! ... Keels are generally solid, without holding capacity. Bilges are the spaces down low in the boat, near the keel basically, in which water, loose change, and dryer lint accumulate. Aaarrrr!!  Keel-haul yonder nautical nerd. By the name o' me dear patch-eyed, peg-legged mum, ye'll walk the plank fer correcting me pirate talking friend there, boyo.

 

Arrrrrr, ye' messdeck lawyer has been handed a blackspot... His dungbie shall be dancin' the hempen jig by morn'.  

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: ...There would have been much booty in our keelsbilges! ... Keels are generally solid, without holding capacity. Bilges are the spaces down low in the boat, near the keel basically, in which water, loose change, and dryer lint accumulate. Aaarrrr!!  Keel-haul yonder nautical nerd. By the name o' me dear patch-eyed, peg-legged mum, ye'll walk the plank fer correcting me pirate talking friend there, boyo.

An' a licensed Master I be, ya lot of imposterin' swabs. What types o movie pirates be ye that don't know where to put yer treasures to keep from a-capsizing the ship?

And with all yer plank walkin', keel haulin', anchor weighing and so on, you'll never get anywhere to get any good booty.

If'n ye can't tie a bowline and a sheet bend, stay home.

I work at this college because I'm all about the pirate treasure  booty.

Ahoy there, me hearties!

Quoted: Quoted: ...There would have been much booty in our keelsbilges! ... Keels are generally solid, without holding capacity. Bilges are the spaces down low in the boat, near the keel basically, in which water, loose change, and dryer lint accumulate.

Mutiny!

Well, me fine feathered nautical nerd, for that, you'll walk the plank!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!

Let's go buy some lower receivers

where be the wenches???

Quoted: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRG! Let's go buy some lower receivers

Aye Matey... And It best be
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or RRRRRrrrrrmalite!!!

little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"

Quoted: little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Yaaaaaaaaaaarrrr!!!!!!!

ARRRRGGGGHHH!!!

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: ...There would have been much booty in our keelsbilges! ... Keels are generally solid, without holding capacity. Bilges are the spaces down low in the boat, near the keel basically, in which water, loose change, and dryer lint accumulate. Aaarrrr!!  Keel-haul yonder nautical nerd. By the name o' me dear patch-eyed, peg-legged mum, ye'll walk the plank fer correcting me pirate talking friend there, boyo. An' a licensed Master I be, ya lot of imposterin' swabs. What types o movie pirates be ye that don't know where to put yer treasures to keep from a-capsizing the ship? And with all yer plank walkin', keel haulin', anchor weighing and so on, you'll never get anywhere to get any good booty. If'n ye can't tie a bowline and a sheet bend, stay home.

Stand back, foul land-lubber! I be a master of all this single misbegotten eye surveys before me, ya blighted bilge rat. Avast, this very morn when ya thought ye'd rebuke me so, I remained in yonder cabin, and partook of booty that ye'll sail the seven seas and find ought of.

If you've no more than that fer me, you'd best remain amongst the sicklings from whence ye came, lest ye taste me right and sharp blade, bucko.

So the pirate is being interviewed about his being "differently abled", and it goes something like this...


Reporter:   How'd you get that wooden leg?

Pirate:       I was aboardin' a man-o-war when me shinbone wuz blowed away by grape-shot....

Reporter:   And the hook?

Pirate:       When me right hand was grabbed by a bloodthirsty shark, I hacked it off with me cutlass...

Reporter:    What happened to your eye?

Pirate:        When the seagull shat in me eye, I tried to wipe it with me right hand...

My great great ancestor was a pirate off the Carolina coast. After a horrific battle he was left with two wooden legs. This pretty much ended his pirating career, and he opened a tavern along the docks. There was a small back room where he lived, and family history says he made a fairly good living from the tavern.

One early morning after the tavern was closed and my ancestor was asleep in back, a fire broke out in the main room of the tavern. Awakened by the smoke he fought his way thru the flames and out the door to safety. Both wooden legs were smolderin' from walking thru the blaze.

Unfortunately by the time the towns people had organized a bucket brigade, the tavern was completely lost and my ancestor had burnt to the ground.

Should have started this with: Arrr listen up maties this be no shit....

ARRRRRRRRR !!!  





Been waiting all year to use those

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There be booty there!!!