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Posted: 9/18/2005 7:35:19 AM EDT

I am so mad right now I cannot see stratight! 14 years of marrage and going through cancer treatment last year together, all lost!
In the back of my mind for the last few months I knew something wasn’t right. From the decrease in excitement on her part, to the "If you can do it better your self have at it". I also hear quite often "I had a hard day at work and im really tired."
And when she does give in after constant nagging on my part, things just don’t taste the same. Actually there rather salty!

And some times mixed together!

Fast forward to this morning.....
I had to grab the kids some food this morning and thought id let the wife sleep in. That’s when I found the damming evidence! I could not believe that she would do this to me! After all these years!
So I waited till she was in the shower to confront here with the evidence. It is true she has been unfaithful to me! She admitted it, and said that she didn’t regret it one bit. She said she still loves me very much. But with the kids and work taking a toll on her. She just got burnt out on the day after day after day. And need something quick and easy.

Well im making some calls and arranging for the guns to go to a good home away from home.
I just cannot believe she has been serving me TV dinners the last couple of months instead of home cooking!

Yup there was a whole freezer full of them!

Posted: 9/18/2005 7:38:12 AM EDT

[#1]

I don't have much to say but stay strong and sorry bro

Posted: 9/18/2005 7:38:59 AM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 9/18/2005 7:40:43 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
I just cannot believe she has been serving me TV dinners the last couple of months instead of home cooking! Yup there was a whole freezer full of them!

Uh oh! That's serious trouble man. [

Posted: 9/18/2005 7:43:33 AM EDT

[#4]

So, this is the enemy? I was starting to get sick at the salty taste part.

Posted: 9/18/2005 7:44:01 AM EDT

[#5]

sorry to here that

Posted: 9/18/2005 7:44:06 AM EDT

[#6]

But did they at least include pie? That's all that counts.

Posted: 9/18/2005 7:44:19 AM EDT

[#7]

Heart breaking.

Posted: 9/18/2005 7:45:56 AM EDT

[#8]

ROFL. I was taking you serious till that last line....after I read it three or four times...lol.

John

Posted: 9/18/2005 7:46:44 AM EDT

[#9]

In before the bible-thumping-healthy-eating-can't we all get along-apologists

Posted: 9/18/2005 7:47:05 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
So, this is the enemy? I was starting to get sick at the salty taste part.

Yup thats the bastard that runing my marrage!

Posted: 9/18/2005 7:48:17 AM EDT

[#11]

Chain her to the stove 'til she comes around!

Good luck man and stay strong!!

Posted: 9/18/2005 7:48:55 AM EDT

[#12]

I say to get your marriage back on track,go to Costco and get one of those family size frozen dinners.Surprise her by putting the slab of frozen goodness in the oven and have it ready on the table with 2 forks and a jug of your favorite beverage when she gest home.This way,you can sit down and have a nice dinner TOGETHER.As an added bonus,there will be enough food to eat until you both puke.

Good luck and stay strong through these trying times.

Posted: 9/18/2005 7:53:40 AM EDT

[#13]

If she's allowed to cheat on you, you should be allowed to cheat on her....Get yourself your own freezer and fill it with tons of Hungry-Man frozen dinners.....That'll teach her!

Posted: 9/18/2005 7:56:45 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
If she's allowed to cheat on you, you should be allowed to cheat on her....Get yourself your own freezer and fill it with tons of Hungry-Man frozen dinners.....That'll teach her!

No im thinking of taking my self out to the olive garden or Outback, or maby Applebees. If im going to cheat im going high class! That will fix her!

Posted: 9/18/2005 8:00:30 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Quoted:
If she's allowed to cheat on you, you should be allowed to cheat on her....Get yourself your own freezer and fill it with tons of Hungry-Man frozen dinners.....That'll teach her!

No im thinking of taking my self out to the olive garden or Outback, or maby Applebees. If im going to cheat im going high class! That will fix her!

You can "innocently" drop the grease stained recipt by her side of the bed

Posted: 9/18/2005 8:00:57 AM EDT

[#16]

The aluminum tray is a big clue that the wife is cheating on you.

If she is being so deceitful as to putting it on a plate, then that is
beyond betrayal and you have no choice but to leave her.

GM

Posted: 9/18/2005 8:02:20 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
If she's allowed to cheat on you, you should be allowed to cheat on her....Get yourself your own freezer and fill it with tons of Hungry-Man frozen dinners.....That'll teach her!

No im thinking of taking my self out to the olive garden or Outback, or maby Applebees. If im going to cheat im going high class! That will fix her!

You can "innocently" drop the grease stained recipt by her side of the bed

Ok im now cleaning the coffee off the keyboard and monitor!

Origally Posted by Goodmedicine
If she is being so deceitful as to putting it on a plate, then that is
beyond betrayal and you have no choice but to leave her.

Yep she was putting it on a plate!

Posted: 9/18/2005 8:02:39 AM EDT

[#18]

It took me a minute. I thought...

Posted: 9/18/2005 8:08:54 AM EDT

[#19]

The first frozen meal should have gave you a clue

Posted: 9/18/2005 8:11:40 AM EDT

[#20]

Posted: 9/18/2005 8:15:24 AM EDT

[#21]

I don't think everybody gets it yet...

Posted: 9/18/2005 8:16:15 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
The first frozen meal should have gave you a clue

It went right over my head.

Posted: 9/18/2005 8:16:57 AM EDT

[#23]

Rolling Stones - Mother's Little Helper Lyrics

What a drag it is getting old
"Kids are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day

"Things are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

"Men just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your
plight

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
The pusuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day

Posted: 9/18/2005 8:17:36 AM EDT

[#24]

I'm in the same boat only it is bag frozen dinners.

Posted: 9/18/2005 8:18:12 AM EDT

[#25]

REVENGE is the best, BEAT her at her own GAME!!!

Hit BK and Micky D's and if that doesn't work go to Wendy's...

Wish you the best I know it is hard...

Jim

Posted: 9/18/2005 8:18:41 AM EDT

[#26]

When you said salty, I threw up in my mouth.

Posted: 9/18/2005 8:23:04 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Well im making some calls and arranging for the guns to go to a good home away from home.

At least you got your priorities str8.

Posted: 9/18/2005 8:26:42 AM EDT

[#28]

You had me going for a while there.

Posted: 9/18/2005 9:56:45 AM EDT

[#29]

Quit your GD whining! I thought it was something really bad - like you found her with an AK-47 or something.

Posted: 9/18/2005 1:40:20 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Quit your GD whining! I thought it was something really bad - like you found her with an AK-47 or something.

No its worse! My 223 cal ak-74!

Posted: 9/18/2005 2:00:57 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
When you said salty, I threw up in my mouth.

Me too! I was thinking WTF, how long had it been since...

Posted: 9/18/2005 2:05:47 PM EDT

[#32]

.

Posted: 9/18/2005 2:07:06 PM EDT

[#33]

salty salad fingers

Posted: 9/18/2005 2:07:47 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
...FWIW getting burned out is not an excuse for having an affair.

Unless it's an XXL Backyard BBQ.

Posted: 9/18/2005 2:09:39 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Quoted:
When you said salty, I threw up in my mouth.

Me too! I was thinking WTF, how long had it been since...

Same here

Posted: 9/18/2005 2:10:46 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
I don't think everybody gets it yet...

I didn't... for a while. I'm slow like that.

Posted: 9/18/2005 2:14:38 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Quoted:
...FWIW getting burned out is not an excuse for having an affair.

Unless it's an XXL Backyard BBQ.

Yeah, I didn't get it until later. Putting "my wife is cheating on me" in bold letters will do that.

Posted: 9/18/2005 2:17:39 PM EDT

[#38]

Puts new meaning into "Doing the tube steak boogie"

Posted: 9/18/2005 2:23:49 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
ROFL. I was taking you serious till that last line....after I read it three or four times...lol.

John

+1. At first I was like "wtf does a tv dinner have to do with this?" Then it all became clear..... LOL

Posted: 9/18/2005 2:33:50 PM EDT

[#40]

Invite her to a cook out. You have to cook.

Posted: 9/18/2005 2:35:55 PM EDT

[#41]

DRAW DOWN ON HER AND KICK HER TO THE CURB!!

A man has culinary needs dammit!

(sorry sis)

Posted: 9/18/2005 2:42:38 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
...FWIW getting burned out is not an excuse for having an affair.

Unless it's an XXL Backyard BBQ.

Yeah, I didn't get it until later. Putting "my wife is cheating on me" in bold letters will do that.

I guess I'm not the only idiot around here. Took me a few minutes too.

What are your parents doing NOW, Gab?

Posted: 9/18/2005 2:43:12 PM EDT

[#43]

It could be worse you could be eating here...

Taffy

TV dinners suck
I'd rather eat an MRE

Posted: 9/18/2005 4:26:47 PM EDT

[#44]

Posted: 9/18/2005 4:30:45 PM EDT

[#45]

Well, this is one of those threads that shows you who reads the entire thread

Posted: 9/18/2005 4:37:05 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
What are your parents doing NOW, Gab?

My dad is watching football and I have no clue what my mom's doing. Nor do I care. Thanks.

Posted: 9/18/2005 4:41:14 PM EDT

[#47]

Damn, I haven't seen a tv dinner in years, you are a lucky man.

Your wife spoils you rotten.

Posted: 9/18/2005 4:45:30 PM EDT

[#48]

Best
Thread
~~Ever~~
Tonite (Hey...it's date stamped...like his dinner!)
<snarf>

Posted: 9/18/2005 6:28:09 PM EDT

[#49]

UPDATE!!!UPDATE!!!UPDATE!!!UPDATE!!!UPDATE!!!
We took some time together and talked about it some today. She said she would try and cut back, but with "MY" busy schedule and always getting home late in the evening. It would be really hard for her to be fateful, but she would try! And she said she was only doing "IT" to loose weight for me..

Its going to be a long road ahead! And thanks for all your support through this troubling time...

I did get Steak and twice bake potatoes tonight!! But I had to cook it...

Well there is always dessert..

Posted: 9/18/2005 6:28:59 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
Quoted:
What are your parents doing NOW, Gab?

My dad is watching football and I have no clue what my mom's doing. Nor do I care. Thanks.

Aw, c'mon...it's all fun and games.

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