My dad and I show up at 6AM this morning to cut the grass at the last of the lawns that we kept from our lawn service, a big local nursing home that my mom used to be the director of nursing at.

I start off towards my starting point with my trusty weed wacker when I notice that the grass looks a little short. I glance around some more and notice it all looks short

My dad and I make a walk around and sure enough some one cut the damn grass already


We knew they weren't going to keep us much longer but dammit, its not like we fucked up anything.


Now I have to go Monday morning and try to get the $1400 they owe me.

Don't hesitate to break a few hips if you have to.  It's your money!

Quoted: Don't hesitate to break a few hips if you have to.  It's your money!

Terms were $400 a month.

We had a tank full of  Round-up and were considering leaving some nasty notes in the lawn

Great, I come here to get away from LawnSite.......

Quoted: Great, I come here to get away from LawnSite.......

Tell me some of your fascinating lawncare stories and I'll tell you some of my fascinating welding stories .  Who needs Ambien with stuff like that!

Quoted: Quoted: Great, I come here to get away from LawnSite....... Tell me some of your fascinating lawncare stories and I'll tell you some of my fascinating welding stories .  Who needs Ambien with stuff like that!

Hey hey hey    it's not that boring