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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:21:15 PM EDT
It doesn't get any better than Army of Darkness. I haven't seen this movie since college, I bought it the other day and watched it tonight. Got to love it.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:22:26 PM EDT
[#1]
Which one of you primitive screw heads wants a piece?
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:25:26 PM EDT
[#2]
THIS is my boom-stick!

Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:29:38 PM EDT
[#3]
Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:32:54 PM EDT
[#4]
First you wanna kill me, then you wanna kiss me.  Blow.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:35:36 PM EDT
[#5]
"Good, bad...I'm the guy with the gun..."
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 7:27:41 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures



best line in that entire movie!

What's that? On your face there.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 7:38:58 PM EDT
[#8]
gotta love Bruce

It's a trick. Get an axe.

Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 7:41:14 PM EDT
[#9]
That's right, shop smart....shop S-Mart.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 7:54:51 PM EDT
[#10]
"Were you born in a barn?  Shut the door.  Probably were born in a barn with all the other primitives...

Hey, uh, there's something on your face.

Hail to the king, baby.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 7:55:56 PM EDT
[#11]
Shop smart, shop S-Mart
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 7:57:07 PM EDT
[#12]
I thought you were talking about an F-4 pilot.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 7:58:48 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
I thought you were talking about an F-4 pilot.



LOL
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 8:14:43 PM EDT
[#14]
thanks for reminding me gentlemen... its time for the Annual Screening.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 8:33:56 PM EDT
[#15]
Groovy.



Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?



I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 8:41:22 PM EDT
[#16]
Which version did you buy? I bought The Director's Cut and it has a totally different ending than the S-Mart scene.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 8:43:07 PM EDT
[#17]
Director's cut ending is lame.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 8:43:41 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
Which version did you buy? I bought The Director's Cut and it has a totally different ending than the S-Mart scene.



The director's cut is the worst thing ever made.  Does many injustices to the origional.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 8:47:15 PM EDT
[#19]
There's a thread here somewhere about a re-make being done starring some dipstick currently popular young guy.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 8:50:38 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
Which version did you buy? I bought The Director's Cut and it has a totally different ending than the S-Mart scene.



Just the regular version
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 8:56:36 PM EDT
[#21]
I have the 2 disk boomstick edition with both the cinematic and directors cut versions on it.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 9:08:36 PM EDT
[#22]
Now whoa whoa whoa right there spinach chin
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:02:13 AM EDT
[#23]
I've got the book of the dead version that comes in that rubberized book.

One of the best movies ever.
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