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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:00:04 PM EDT
Thats the bumper sticker I saw today while riding my Harley.
What have you guys seen 
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:01:10 PM EDT
[#1]
On the back of a T-Shirt:
If you can read this, the Bitch fell off. |
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:01:45 PM EDT
[#2]
I saw this on a Scout once. I just haven't gotten around to ordering one yet.
 
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:02:18 PM EDT
[#3]
My dad wants that one for his bike. 
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:02:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:03:43 PM EDT
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I use to have a bumper sticker on my truck that said,
"Jesus Loves You" everyone else thinks you're an asshole |
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:04:07 PM EDT
[#6]
I like the jeep one
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:04:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:05:51 PM EDT
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I have one on my work van that says " Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you"
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:08:53 PM EDT
[#9]
Ive seen that to ROFL I saw another one that said Guns dont kill people dangerous minorities do. 
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:18:29 PM EDT
[#10]
In a similar vein, back in the '80s I saw one that read "you can't hug your children with nuclear arms". In retrospect, I should have beat that libtards ass. |
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:19:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:20:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:21:22 PM EDT
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"You can't hug with nuclear arms."
Yeah, what were the designers thinking, making a bomb that you can't hug people with? One good one that I haven't seen but I have heard about is a mixture of several popular ones: "Nuke the gay baby whales for Jesus" And I haven't seen this one but I think it would be a good idea (actually I have to give my sister credit for the idea), "I brake for tailgaiters." |
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:22:26 PM EDT
[#14]
Don't post crap like that on this website.~ 82ndAbn |
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:25:53 PM EDT
[#15]
Dude......... do you REALLY think it's a good idea to link to shit at edited ??
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:26:42 PM EDT
[#16]
In my H.S. was a poster: "The right to bear arms leads to bare arms."
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:31:16 PM EDT
[#17]
Goddamn. I'm all night for this one.
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:34:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:35:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:38:41 PM EDT
[#20]
Jesus Saves
Moses rebounds, he shoots, he SCORES!!! |
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:51:57 PM EDT
[#21]
"Support your right to arm bears!"
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:54:31 PM EDT
[#22]
Mission
I fucking hate that sticker. |
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:57:17 PM EDT
[#23]
My t-shirt says "This Bitch Don't Fall Off. " Or I really love the other one. "If You Can Read This, The DICK Won't Let Me Drive." 
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:58:00 PM EDT
[#24]
A baby seal walks into a club... |
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:58:54 PM EDT
[#25]
I saw "This bitch owns her own Harley" |
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Posted: 9/17/2005 7:01:07 PM EDT
[#26]
The bartender asks, "what will you have." The Seal says, "Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks." |
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Posted: 9/17/2005 7:14:10 PM EDT
[#27]
Yeah I have seen that one too, but since I don't own my own Harley  , I can't wear that shirt.
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Posted: 9/17/2005 7:19:20 PM EDT
[#28]
That doesn't stop a lot of people from wearing Harley gear, or any kind of motorcycle gear for that matter.
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Posted: 9/17/2005 7:24:47 PM EDT
[#29]
Very true. But I don't even own a motorcycle of my own. I own the bitch pad on the bike of the ol'mans Harley though. 
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Posted: 9/17/2005 7:26:11 PM EDT
[#30]
Had one on my old car that read: “Don’t steal. The government hates competition.”
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Posted: 9/17/2005 8:43:27 PM EDT
[#31]
Tell him to get off his ass and get you one! I picked up a 1200C for my ol'lady for her B-day |
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Posted: 9/17/2005 8:56:56 PM EDT
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Saw this one on an old car with a REAL old driver....."I'm a dirty old man.......give me a bath"
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Posted: 9/17/2005 9:03:11 PM EDT
[#33]
I like the "save the baby seals, club a liberal." |
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Posted: 9/17/2005 9:14:38 PM EDT
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"Yee Haw" is not a good foreign policy
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Posted: 9/17/2005 9:23:31 PM EDT
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"Guns kill people just like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat."
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Posted: 9/17/2005 9:35:40 PM EDT
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"Keep honking, I'm reloading."
"Warning: In event of Rapture this vehicle will be unmanned." "Bitch Onboard" "Show Me Your Tits" (when my dad and his best friend, both slightly over-weight in their old age, saw that bumper sticker they pulled up beside the car at a red light, honked, and lifted their shirts.) (seen on a F-350) "Don't tailgate; my bumper's bigger than yours." "If you can read this you don't need glasses." "Moose Poop" (reeeeeally random) |
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Posted: 9/17/2005 9:36:29 PM EDT
[#37]
mine:
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Posted: 9/17/2005 9:51:55 PM EDT
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"Arms are for hugging"
and cleaning, and shooting, and stroking, and loving and...  C'mon, you've never hugged your guns? |
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Posted: 9/18/2005 12:38:35 AM EDT
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Only when I take them to bed with me. |
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Posted: 9/18/2005 3:19:16 AM EDT
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Redneck Foreplay: Get in the truck BITCH!
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex for hundreds of years Bite Me! Gently, please. Stop tailgating me or I'll flip a bugar on your windshield If you're a cop, the body is in the car in front of me. Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Wife and dog missing. Reward for dog. |
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Posted: 9/18/2005 3:28:04 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2005 3:30:20 AM EDT
[#42]
That's appropriate. |
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Posted: 9/21/2005 6:37:12 AM EDT
[#43]
Here is todays
I heart the GUN BAN |
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Posted: 9/21/2005 6:49:13 AM EDT
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Saw one on a truck yesterday that said "my other toy has tits"
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Posted: 9/21/2005 6:54:39 AM EDT
[#45]
Envision Whirled Peas
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Posted: 9/21/2005 6:57:20 AM EDT
[#46]
I saw this one in Britain, and always thought it was funny:
Take your trash to Wales -green |
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Posted: 9/21/2005 7:07:36 AM EDT
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I saw one the other day that blew my mind, and it's not the first time I've seen it. Please tell me what scientist thought this one up, "America bless God".
The creator of this sticker was trying to be cute, but it's pretty stupid. How is a country made by man supposed to confer a holy blessing upon THE divine all powerful creator of the universe? Isn't it rather egotistical for man to confer his insignificant blessing on Yaweh, or Allah, or the FSM, or what ever name you call God?  |
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Posted: 9/21/2005 7:21:38 AM EDT
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I ♣ my wife and ♠ my dog.
Nice people swallow. (Retort to: Mean people suck) |
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Posted: 9/21/2005 10:01:01 AM EDT
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you guys remember the sticker that read "practice random acts of kindness and senseless beauty", right?
well, one day, i saw one of these stickers that had been cut up and rearranged to read: "act beautifully senseless in a random kind of practice" |
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Posted: 9/21/2005 10:11:43 AM EDT
[#50]
Seen around San Diego:
I <heart> cock (driven by a man) I'd rather be masterbating Got MILF? (writen in ten inch letters on the rear window) Sick people out there... |
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