That is all.

Whattttttt?

Are you kidding?????

What the hell is this world coming too? I cant beleive that a company of this size will discontinue that. It had to be one of the greatest things ever created. What the hell are we going to do now?

Oh btw: What is the slammer?

Never had one.  Were they good or something?

If you have been to Hardees recently and purchased one of their Angus beef burgers...you know that:

They are poorly constructed.
You MUST eat them in the supplied extra wrapper given to you.
It is impossible to munch on them while going from point A to point B in your vehicle.
No matter how hard you try, you smell like the burger for the rest of the day.
And the damn thing is certian to slide apart!

NOW the SLAMMER...

Is a very TINY burger. Much like a White Castle, but it won't make you shit.

Tiny bun
pickle
meat
onion
mustard and
ketchup
another tiny bun.
(cheese optional)

You can eat it while driving. and it doesn't slide apart!

They are the perfect college kid food as you can get 2 for a dollar. CHEAP!

It has been replaced with a "TINY THICKBURGER"
PFFT!

It is simply a smaller version of the angus beef burger. reference the for a description f the tiny thick burger.

It doesn't stop there. It is  $1.70 for one of these sloppy things as opposed to a DOLLAR for TWO of the slammers..So i am paying more for something  that is not as convinent nor tasty.