Stupid Question of the Night - Star Trek Based

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Stupid Question of the Night - Star Trek Based

Posted: 9/16/2005 8:15:23 PM EDT

Logic can be considered the Religion of Vulcan’s.
Rationality is brought to a peak in their society.
Logic and science are at the forefront of their civilization.

Did I miss anything so far?

Now, the Question:

How do they handle irrational numbers?

Posted: 9/16/2005 8:20:26 PM EDT

[#1]

Another question.

Q versus the Old guy on the totally destroyed planet who turned out to be omnipotent and killed an entire race everywhere in revenge for his wifes death?

Posted: 9/16/2005 8:24:11 PM EDT

[#2]

Another question. If there are artificial gravity panels in the floors, why doesn't everyone on the deck below "fall" onto the ceiling above them?

Answer to the Vulcan question: Irrational numbers are irrelevant, as Vulcans only get pi once every seven years.

Posted: 9/16/2005 8:25:26 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Answer to the Vulcan question: Irrational numbers are irrelevant, as Vulcans only get pi once every seven years.

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Posted: 9/16/2005 8:27:27 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Another question. If there are artificial gravity panels in the floors, why doesn't everyone on the deck below "fall" onto the ceiling above them?.

Because it is a directed forcefield, not an omnidirectional forcefield.
And they aren't panels, they're generators.

Posted: 9/16/2005 8:29:57 PM EDT

[#5]

The ultimate Star Trek question is why, with all the incredible technology they have, can't they make a silent door?

Posted: 9/16/2005 8:32:42 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Another question. If there are artificial gravity panels in the floors, why doesn't everyone on the deck below "fall" onto the ceiling above them?

Answer to the Vulcan question: Irrational numbers are irrelevant, as Vulcans only get pi once every seven years.

They use graviton generators.. The particles are near the deck on each level...

Posted: 9/16/2005 8:33:28 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Logic can be considered the Religion of Vulcan’s.
Rationality is brought to a peak in their society.
Logic and science are at the forefront of their civilization.

Did I miss anything so far?

Now, the Question:

How do they handle irrational numbers?

In a rational and logical manner right?

Posted: 9/16/2005 8:42:20 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Another question. If there are artificial gravity panels in the floors, why doesn't everyone on the deck below "fall" onto the ceiling above them?

Answer to the Vulcan question: Irrational numbers are irrelevant, as Vulcans only get pi once every seven years.

They use graviton generators.. The particles are near the deck on each level...

Wrong you pointy eared misfit!!The correct answer to the question is uh, hmm,err the gravamatics of quantanious dementional revokenetics and shit.

Posted: 9/16/2005 8:54:14 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Another question. If there are artificial gravity panels in the floors, why doesn't everyone on the deck below "fall" onto the ceiling above them?

Answer to the Vulcan question: Irrational numbers are irrelevant, as Vulcans only get pi once every seven years.

They use graviton generators.. The particles are near the deck on each level...
Wrong you pointy eared misfit!!The correct answer to the question is uh, hmm,err the gravamatics of quantanious dementional revokenetics and shit.

No, no! You have to first reverse the polarity on the Bussard collectors, send Ensign Paris to the Delta Quadrant in the Delta Flyer to save a dying race before the Cardassians can engage Species 4472 in an alternate universe where the Vulcan/Romulan rift never occured because Wesley Crusher and the Traveller caused a quantum disconinuity to undergo a phase rift so Starfleet could engage the Borg at Wolf 359 during the Temporal Cold War, THEN you can implement Level III confinement protocals on the gravamatics of quantanious dementional revokenetics!]

Posted: 9/16/2005 8:57:23 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Another question. If there are artificial gravity panels in the floors, why doesn't everyone on the deck below "fall" onto the ceiling above them?

Answer to the Vulcan question: Irrational numbers are irrelevant, as Vulcans only get pi once every seven years.

They use graviton generators.. The particles are near the deck on each level...
Wrong you pointy eared misfit!!The correct answer to the question is uh, hmm,err the gravamatics of quantanious dementional revokenetics and shit.

No, no! You have to first reverse the polarity on the Bussard collectors, send Ensign Paris to the Delta Quadrant in the Delta Flyer to save a dying race before the Cardassians can engage Species 4472 in an alternate universe where the Vulcan/Romulan rift never occured because Wesley Crusher and the Traveller caused a quantum disconinuity to undergo a phase rift so Starfleet could engage the Borg at Wolf 359 during the Temporal Cold War, THEN you can implement Level III confinement protocals on the gravamatics of quantanious dementional revokenetics!]

That's easy for you to say!

Posted: 9/17/2005 12:16:47 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Another question. If there are artificial gravity panels in the floors, why doesn't everyone on the deck below "fall" onto the ceiling above them?

Answer to the Vulcan question: Irrational numbers are irrelevant, as Vulcans only get pi once every seven years.

They use graviton generators.. The particles are near the deck on each level...
Wrong you pointy eared misfit!!The correct answer to the question is uh, hmm,err the gravamatics of quantanious dementional revokenetics and shit.

No, no! You have to first reverse the polarity on the Bussard collectors, send Ensign Paris to the Delta Quadrant in the Delta Flyer to save a dying race before the Cardassians can engage Species 8472 in an alternate universe where the Vulcan/Romulan rift never occured because Wesley Crusher and the Traveller caused a quantum disconinuity to undergo a phase rift so Starfleet could engage the Borg at Wolf 359 during the Temporal Cold War, THEN you can implement Level III confinement protocals on the gravamatics of quantanious dementional revokenetics!]

Amateur.

Posted: 9/17/2005 12:44:19 AM EDT

[#12]

Chewbacca versus Word in a cage match. Place your bets gentlemen.

Posted: 9/17/2005 1:35:20 AM EDT

[#13]

How come when either Scotty or LeForge comes up with this great idea i.e. "I've rigged the main deflector dish that will emit a ray that will render all cloaked ships visible, can blow up any starship it hits, and as a bonus it actually creates energy!" that saves the day, the ship is back in it's original configuration the next mission?

Posted: 9/17/2005 1:36:52 AM EDT

[#14]

"Star Trek"

Posted: 9/17/2005 1:37:05 AM EDT

[#15]

How come when either Scotty or LeForge comes up with this great idea i.e. "I've rigged the main deflector dish that will emit a ray that will render all cloaked ships visible, can blow up any starship it hits, and as a bonus it actually creates energy!" that saves the day, the ship is back in it's original configuration the next mission?

Off hand I'd say...
They cheated.

Posted: 9/17/2005 1:58:20 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Logic can be considered the Religion of Vulcan’s.
Rationality is brought to a peak in their society.
Logic and science are at the forefront of their civilization.

Did I miss anything so far?

Now, the Question:

How do they handle irrational numbers?

There are none, that would be illogical

Posted: 9/17/2005 3:52:40 AM EDT

[#17]

Think Dr. Crusher naked.

Posted: 9/17/2005 4:04:00 AM EDT

[#18]

Who would win in an all out Galactic war? The Federation or the Empire..............think Darth Vader crushing James T. Kirk..........

Posted: 9/17/2005 5:22:12 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Who would win in an all out Galactic war? The Federation or the Empire..............think Darth Vader crushing James T. Kirk..........

Han Solo dumping Leia for Yeoman Rand.........

Posted: 9/17/2005 5:36:36 AM EDT

[#20]

Do you mean Ensign Ro?

Don in Ohio

Posted: 9/17/2005 10:00:02 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Who would win in an all out Galactic war? The Federation or the Empire..............think Darth Vader crushing James T. Kirk..........

Han Solo dumping Leia for Yeoman Rand.........

Bow-chikka-wow-wow!

Posted: 9/17/2005 10:05:58 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Do you mean Ensign Ro?

Don in Ohio

No. Not TNG. TOS.

You gotta have the mini skirt black boots thing going on....

Posted: 9/17/2005 10:09:40 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Chewbacca versus Word in a cage match. Place your bets gentlemen.

Who is that?

Posted: 9/17/2005 10:27:35 AM EDT

[#24]

7 of 69

Posted: 9/17/2005 4:39:48 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Do you mean Ensign Ro?

Don in Ohio

No. Not TNG. TOS.

You gotta have the mini skirt black boots thing going on....

Hey, Ro would have looked really FINE in the TOS outfit. Or in a Catholic school girl uniform, for that matter. That girl has a lot of leg on her

Don in Ohio

Posted: 9/17/2005 4:44:31 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Logic can be considered the Religion of Vulcan’s.
Rationality is brought to a peak in their society.
Logic and science are at the forefront of their civilization.

Did I miss anything so far?

Now, the Question:

How do they handle irrational numbers?

They'd go to Yoda!

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