AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide."

The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."

The raising of the alert level was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of Frances' white flag factories, thereby, disabling their military.

It was funny the first 847 times it was duped, why not the 848th?

Quoted: It was funny the first 847 times it was duped, why not the 848th?

Just got it an email from a friend.

Take a pill dude.........geez

My sister in law was born in Florida but raised in France. Regardless of her citizenship, she's French in everyway and other than having acceptable personal hygiene, she exudes every Feench sterotype.

While she and my brother and their kids were visiting this summer we had a discussion about our policy on terrorism. France is being overran by Muslims. The French hate them and are scared to death of them. They are afraid to do anything about it. Basically, they have surrendered their country to Muslims.