I have recently gotten married. Due to this fact, the wife and I went down to the local SS office to get the name change taken care of. Lets just say that I would have LIKED to have seen the people in there get searched. Half would have probably gotten reported for drugs. Some of the great stories I heard while waiting 1+ hours to just be seen by someone:
A lady sitting there talking to another lady. She had 3 kids(two girls and a boy). She declared, "I HATE my KIDS. Worse thing to ever happen to me. And this little $hit (points to the child in the baby carriage) will be the death of me. He's the worst of them all. I wish he'd died in childbirth."
Another lady decided to tell the other lady to her left how she had gotten crabs from the local laundry and she "just knew it wasn't from her man, cause he hadn't cheated in the past 3 months!" And she knew for sure because her friend worked at the strip club that he goes to and would tell her if he was!"
It was like a clogged toilet...the $hit was hanging around and just wouldn't leave. I would have paid $100 to get out of there just 10 minutes faster. I also decided to stand due to the second person's story!
NOT a good time!