a am working on one.

should be ready in a day or so.


well, that was quick...

NO

TV stated bitchin, rain begin to fall.
i grab my jewelery and an old 8 Ball.
hedded down da street, water wase deep.
flood be a cummin so i betta move ma feet.

up to ta dome.  flood be chest deep.
walk in side with da fuckin afro'sheep.
shit every where.  ol people just stare.
lookin at tha wall like they just don't care

shit on the floor, there's no fucking room
rape me a slut in ta nasty bath room
is' been two days,  i can't take it any more.
babies all screemin, time to burn down a store

back on the street, dis boy got tha itch.
wata still waist deep but i'm about to get rich
thugs smashin glass, people stated screemin,
den we realized da law is ain't team'in.

got a rubba made tub i be floatin down tha street.
filled up with gold an shoes for my feet
i'm stealing shit so fast, the cops are too
something be very wrong when you down with massa blue

helo is a huverin, blowing shit around
dump a clip from my gat.  try ta bring that shit down
tha' bitch fly away, guess he don't want to stay
up come a pachie and he aint here to play.

fun while it lasted but heat is commin down.
the guard on the street so i got to leave town.
ride to h-town, came up on the buss.
stopped at the A-dome jonesin fo some dust.

notha fuckin dome, this aint my home
sittin on a cot and i caint get stonned
samwiches are shitty, no real food
so i leave out the door with a bad attitude

back on the street, who do i meet
a whitey in a benz who's going to get beat
now i got a fukin car, i need cash and a gun.
if i steel a cupul rocks then i can have fun.

walk in oshmans, gats in glass cases.
smash tha fuckin shit and look at their faces.
now i got me a glock, hollow points and more.
snatch cold threads on the way out the door

crip on tha cona loaded and selling rock.
run ova his ass and steal his whole crock.
take all his shit.  drugs gold and more
Fucking h-town's like a grocery store

i'm doing betta than eva, got gold  guns clout.
need a bich on ma arm that i can trick out.
yea, stable full of bitches, need a lot more guns
need a team of fuckin brothas but first a little fun

see some witey thugs, its time to get down.
time to show the city who's the king of H-Town.
i roll up on their shit, demand all their grip
out comes they foty fives and one whitey gives me lip

he say what you doin', we the houston crew.
if you don't know that shit you must be new.
the smallest of the crew, started choking me out.
the othas pulled him off me fore i passed smooth out

one pulled a badge and he led me away.
they all said you'l like huntsville, it's a nice place to stay
the houston crew was right.  Texas prisons are the best.
and i'm long due for a tax paid rest.

I think its Aaron Neville or whatever his name is that already has a song out about NO, so I guess its not too early for you. But rap? Why?

Edit to add: I guess he just remade someone elses song about NO:

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2005-09-05-katrina-neville-bros_x.htm?POE=LIFISVA

i don't' know.  i just like rap.  
its an affliction i have  

How about disgusting jokes? Can we start that yet?

Also, you should feel bad about liking rap. Unless it's MC Chris. That's okay.

doing a parody of 'american pie' shouldn't be too hard.


You already have a levy, and 'helter skelter in the summer swelter', and 'fallout shelter', and 'train for the coast' and 'this'll be the day that I die'.........

How hard could it be?

A Long, long time ago I still remember, how mardi gras used to make me smile and I knew if I had the chance, for my beads those girls would dance, and maybe I'd be happy for a while. But katrina made me shiver with every wave that she delivered. Floodwaters on the doorstep I couldn't take one more step i can't remember if I cried when i heard the water pumps had died I shoulda left before the tide they say, that Bush, he Lied! So....

anyone?

It's not TOO late to learn English!

I've been playing Zepplin's "When the Levee Breaks" at all juke boxes I can.

Quoted: It's not TOO late to learn English!

if you don't like that you sure won't like the way i spelled African American.  

Whats Rap music?

I heard a black female comic on the radio this morning.  She had a joke along the lines of "Seeing Negroes having a hard time getting out of the Superdome shouldn't surprise anyone who has seen the Saints play in that place."  She also said Kenye West was ignorant... "You don't criticize President Bush while you're begging white people for money.  You wait until after you have the money in hand."

Paraphrasing, but you get the gist.

BTW, the morning show was broadcasting from Hooters.  She said she and the cook were the only black people there.  She was also saying "Look at these white people showing up with their kids at 8:00 AM for chicken and beer.  Y'all are honorary black people."

I'm sure somebody listening was probably offended.

...Cheryl somebody I think.

Quoted: Whats Rap music?

it's kind of like the John Michael Montgomery song "Sold"

Quoted: doing a parody of 'american pie' shouldn't be too hard. You already have a levy, and 'helter skelter in the summer swelter', and 'fallout shelter', and 'train for the coast' and 'this'll be the day that I die'......... How hard could it be?

We've been mutilating "Proud Mary" the last couple of weeks to make it fit the current situation.All sorts of songs you can modify.

Some years ago Randy Newman recorded Louisiana 1927 on his album Good Old Boys.  Later it was recorded by Aaron Neville.  Judge for yourself

Louisiana 1927
Randy Newman

What has happened down here is the wind have changed
Clouds roll in from the north and it started to rain
Rained real hard and rained for a real long time
Six feet of water in the streets of Evangeline

The river rose all day, the river rose all night
Some people got lost in the flood, some people got away alright
The river have busted through clear down to Plaquemines
Six feet of water in the streets of Evangeline

(Chorus)
Louisiana, Louisiana
They're tyrin' to wash us away
They're tryin' to wash us away
Louisiana, Louisiana
They're tryin' to wash us away
They're tryin' to wash us away

President Coolidge came down in a railroad train
With a little fat man with a note-pad in his hand
The President say, "Little fat man isn't it a shame
what the river has done to this poor crackers land."

(Chorus)
Louisiana, Louisiana
They're tyrin' to wash us away
They're tryin' to wash us away
Louisiana, Louisiana
They're tryin' to wash us away
They're tryin' to wash us away

...that reminds me, I need to shave my head this morning.

done!

O-M-G!

You be down wid da bruthas....

Quoted: O-M-G! You be down wid da bruthas....

nope, maybe a sista now and agin but not te brothas

Quoted: Whats Rap music?

Poorly arranged ebonic poems. Conspiracies about how the white man is keepin the brothas down.

Quoted: Quoted: Whats Rap music? Poorly arranged ebonic poems. Conspiracies about how the white man is keepin the brothas down.

that is a dis.  and a prefect example of how the white man is keeping African Americans down!

yo, yo, yo IBTL HO

COC violation for using racial remarks. "walk in side with da fuckin nigga sheep"

PS: You should be banned for life because you like rap music.

Quoted: yo, yo, yo IBTL HO COC violation for using racial remarks. "walk in side with da fuckin oops sheep" PS: You should be banned for life because you like rap music.

i can change it up for tha mods.  

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Whats Rap music? Poorly arranged ebonic poems. Conspiracies about how the white man is keepin the brothas down. that is a dis.  and a prefect example of how the white man is keeping African Americans down!

Time ta be knockin' back some "Hater-Ade".....

That rhyme is the sizzle my HKninefortyizzle. For you othez, don't be hatin'. Ninefortyizzle is da nizzle my izzle - keepin' it real for da H-Tizzle crowd.

I only speaka da honky.

that's...neat

Ya'll are gonna bug when you hear my dope azz remix of "New Orleans Looter."

Should I be embaressed that I really like Run Dmc?

Quoted: Should I be embaressed that I really like Run Dmc?

Dude RUN DMC fucking rocks.

That is from back when RAP didn't suck.

Of course rap back then wasn't about gangstas and killing whitey and shit like that.

Whoudini
Run DMC
Afrika Bambaataa
Grandmixer DST
Kurtis Blow
Melle Mel
Treacherous Three
Davy DMX
Spoonie Gee

Man those were the days...

I haven't been able to listen to most rap since about 1990.

Run Dmc is the best, rap then was about spotting out some "fly honeys", then it went to killing whitey gangster shit to killing whitey while drug running and meeting their "required" political agenda. Peter Piper is probably my favorite song by them, followed by My Addidas.