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Posted: 9/14/2005 4:50:13 PM EDT
[#1]
Don't pick your nose and eat it?
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Posted: 9/14/2005 4:51:41 PM EDT
[#2]
Man, you're asking the wrong people.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 4:52:54 PM EDT
[#3]
screwl?
Advice? Say nothing. Ask questions. Make her laugh. Not that I'm one to give advice. |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 4:55:12 PM EDT
[#4]
yea
don't let her move in 
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Posted: 9/14/2005 4:55:59 PM EDT
[#5]
Thats what I call school! 
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Posted: 9/14/2005 4:57:53 PM EDT
[#6]
Don't put your Johnson into anything you aren't willing to have a child with.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 4:58:17 PM EDT
[#7]
Good advice. If you have trouble with that one maybe you should wait a bit before dating. |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:03:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:07:11 PM EDT
[#9]
Yeah, be yourself and have the confidence to approach the mega hotties.......they don't get asked out by "regular" guys at all. I wish I would have known 15 years ago what I know now........I was way too shy and missed out on alot of good times with girls that I later found out had crushes on me......if I would have only asked.......
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:08:02 PM EDT
[#10]
Always leave them wanting more.
Let them think you are real interested, then don't call for a day or two. However - this only applies to getting them to date you. Once you start dating - no games, just be yourself. |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:14:18 PM EDT
[#11]
Lamer.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:18:30 PM EDT
[#12]
Ya got that one right. This is where you come in 5 years to tell us about how she took all your stuff and is leaving, it appears. BTW, raven, I hope you get your avatar back up soon. One of my favorite. |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:20:47 PM EDT
[#13]
No friggin' kidding. |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:21:50 PM EDT
[#14]
+2
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:28:40 PM EDT
[#15]
I've been a nice guy my whole life, look where it's gotten me. But I know some real asshole guys, and they don't seem to have any trouble with the women. Maybe try being an asshole!
 Note: Lots of sarcasm in above post. |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:30:44 PM EDT
[#16]
All I can say is, it's worked for me. 
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:31:14 PM EDT
[#17]
Always treat a lady like a whore, and treat a whore like a lady
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Posted: 9/15/2005 1:35:51 PM EDT
[#18]
Anyone else!?
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Posted: 9/15/2005 1:41:02 PM EDT
[#19]
Once it gets serious, and you need to meet her family, bring this...
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Posted: 9/15/2005 1:41:14 PM EDT
[#20]
Ask Inuhbadhayburhood or Clean_Cut
They'll tell you what NOT to do... 
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Posted: 9/15/2005 1:41:24 PM EDT
[#21]
Bang as many chicks as you possiby can. |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 1:45:46 PM EDT
[#22]
Which Jr. High School do you attend? |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 1:47:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/15/2005 1:53:02 PM EDT
[#24]
The funny thing is he just might get more ass than you
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Posted: 9/15/2005 2:16:58 PM EDT
[#25]
Don't tell them how much you like pulling your pud
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Posted: 9/15/2005 2:19:25 PM EDT
[#26]
Number one rule is....
Candy is Dandy, but Liquor is Quiquor. |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 2:21:02 PM EDT
[#27]
ludes.. |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 2:24:16 PM EDT
[#28]
Don't marry one of 'em. Just don't.
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Posted: 9/15/2005 2:28:39 PM EDT
[#29]
AFAIK mouths can't get pregnant...remember that...
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Posted: 9/15/2005 6:27:23 PM EDT
[#30]
Yeah right, I'm about to score with a chick a year older than me and I tell her how much I jerk off, Fat Chance!
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Posted: 9/15/2005 6:29:13 PM EDT
[#31]
Loudoun valley "home of the vikings" The best damn football team in the entire state!
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Posted: 9/15/2005 6:53:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/15/2005 10:05:42 PM EDT
[#33]
I say "No"... go to the bathroom and rub one out.
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Posted: 9/18/2005 12:51:43 AM EDT
[#34]
Funny thing is 4xys2xxs is a lady. |
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Posted: 9/18/2005 1:11:56 AM EDT
[#35]
get your self a few big sloppy dogs, a log cabin in the hills and a very good stil.
begin writing your manafesto ASAP all the good wemenz are taken. |
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Posted: 9/18/2005 1:15:33 AM EDT
[#36]
Wear your jimmy hat. Don't mess around with foreplay. Let her know up front what you want and expect. Keep it light. If you must call afterward, make it a booty call. Never try to make a good impression. Just be who you are. Never blow off your friends for a female unless you are 100% certain to get laid, then hook up with your buds after the deed is done. Always hit it one last time before you dump her. Then screw her best friend or Mom or both if possible. Better still, screw her best friend or her mom or both then hit it one last time then tell her about hitting her best friend or mom or both when you are dumping her. Treat them like shit and they can't get enough of you. |
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Posted: 9/18/2005 1:51:34 AM EDT
[#37]
Tell them right up front................ as long as you have a face, they have a place to sit
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Posted: 9/18/2005 4:12:59 AM EDT
[#38]
And I wonder why some women don't trust guys...
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Posted: 9/18/2005 4:40:23 AM EDT
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Make sure you have a substantial retirement fund and some nice material possessions before you get married.
That way when they dump you, you can give them everything. You wouldn't want to send them back out into the dangerous world empty handed, would you? This has worked out quite nicely for me, and really kept my level of guilt manageable. EDIT: I even surprised myself with the bitterness in the above...sheesh |
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Posted: 9/18/2005 4:48:24 AM EDT
[#40]
Man, there are some bitter men on this thread.
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Posted: 9/18/2005 4:51:04 AM EDT
[#41]
Don't let them know you like boys.
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Posted: 9/18/2005 5:14:18 AM EDT
[#42]
Hey man, If anyone hasn't mentioned it yet, subscribe and read some of David D's newsletters. It's a big eye opener and this stuff really works. DYD Be well. |
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Posted: 9/18/2005 10:32:14 AM EDT
[#43]
Experience was a mean teacher. |
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Posted: 9/18/2005 4:44:57 PM EDT
[#44]
Nope a few I like, One I really like and am willing to work toward!
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Posted: 9/18/2005 4:55:16 PM EDT
[#45]
Tell them you look at Playboy Magazine to get ideas for new positions . . . and you want to try some of those positions on them. But wear a rubber!
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Posted: 9/18/2005 4:57:41 PM EDT
[#46]
I dont ever get dates and have no advice.
You can alwways be a loser like me |
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Posted: 9/18/2005 5:10:07 PM EDT
[#47]
Be yourself and tell em exactly how feel. If they don't like ya for who ya are, there are lots more choices out there. Have fun and enjoy dating.
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Posted: 9/18/2005 5:12:14 PM EDT
[#48]
Do I what I do to pick up chicks, scope out your local girl scouts chapter and drive by with some candy.
You'll be a hit, shit with my girl I get free cookies troop 118 baby!
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Posted: 9/18/2005 5:18:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/18/2005 5:24:11 PM EDT
[#50]
ooooh, sooooooooooo wronnngggg
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