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Posted: 9/13/2005 4:19:06 PM EDT
My dad and his long time GF were in Branson earlier this year. They went out for breakfast one morning and were waited upon by an exceptionally endowed waitress. My dad is 70 and still in good health, very active and uber conservative. The waitress asked what he would like, and he resopnded " Two breasts, over hard."
 (His GF told us the story.) She said the waitress was taken slightly aback then started laughing like crazy at which time the GF started busting up. Dad was like WTF over? I just ordered eggs.....? Dad was only slightly embarassed when told what he had said. I shoulda asked if they were at Hooters. 
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Posted: 9/13/2005 4:19:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/13/2005 4:23:16 PM EDT
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My sister has nice tits
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Posted: 9/13/2005 4:23:55 PM EDT
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I love that Benny Hill skit where the waitress asks if he want milk with his coffee. This is after she takes two sugar cubes from her cleavage and plops them in his drink.
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Posted: 9/13/2005 4:29:39 PM EDT
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Pics?? |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 4:30:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/13/2005 4:30:51 PM EDT
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Are they firm to the touch? |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 4:31:52 PM EDT
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Are you from ArKansas? |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 4:33:28 PM EDT
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sister?
oh boy, this could get outta hand |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:05:05 PM EDT
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It can't compete with your mom's ass though. |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:06:25 PM EDT
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This thread is going ROME real quick. |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:11:16 PM EDT
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Whisky Tango Foxtrot over... |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:14:20 PM EDT
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I'll bet they feel like bags of sand... 
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:18:17 PM EDT
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You are now required to post pics, its ARFCOM law. How do you know she has nice tits, why were you looking? 
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:22:35 PM EDT
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Horray for Branson!!
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:25:23 PM EDT
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ROFL. Obscure movie quote of the night .
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:29:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:35:06 PM EDT
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My dad and I went to a chicken shack type restaurant in a small town near here several years ago. He was mid 50's at the time. There were two nice looking women working there. One took our order and asked daddy what he wanted and he said, real loud "TWO BIG BREASTS".
The younger one--late teens got embarrased. The older (and better looking one) in her mid to late 20's turned around and laughed. GR |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 11:29:57 AM EDT
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The younger one wasn't yet secure with her breastage. 
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Posted: 9/14/2005 11:33:28 AM EDT
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You have to watch where you say that, when I told my girlfriend that. She about cut me off from all privleages. |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 11:35:45 AM EDT
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The guy is long gone... Give it a rest. Me on the other hand. I was born a breast man. 
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Posted: 9/14/2005 11:39:03 AM EDT
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Yes she does....and she lets me do bad things with them. |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 11:44:58 AM EDT
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