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Posted: 9/12/2005 8:15:49 PM EDT
Now in the future the past has occured
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:16:51 PM EDT
[#1]
"Here I am, Rock me like a hurricane..."
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:17:02 PM EDT
[#2]
Don't drink and post, son.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:17:50 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
Don't drink and post, son.



And Christmas still sucked
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:20:54 PM EDT
[#4]
Thousands of years ago.....................
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:21:01 PM EDT
[#5]
thats is where babies come from....    for machines
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:23:18 PM EDT
[#6]
Danzing Mutha Fucker
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:28:11 PM EDT
[#7]







Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:32:53 PM EDT
[#8]
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:33:06 PM EDT
[#9]
Hello Ladies, say hello to Goliath. We had to order special elastic pants for him on the internet.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:33:20 PM EDT
[#10]
Long before the time of sigorney weaver.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:37:58 PM EDT
[#11]
[Ur]You tell that story again, I need a smoke, I need a smoke, I need a smoke!!!!   MMMM...smooth and menthol-y)[/Ur]



[Carl] Yeah, I'm, uh, gonna get drunk while I listen to ya.[/Carl]
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:49:35 PM EDT
[#12]
Did someone order 50 million pizzas?
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 9:04:08 PM EDT
[#13]
And there was much defecation
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 9:11:33 PM EDT
[#14]
for the last time, no you're not!

Anyone seen Gobblox?
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 10:13:09 PM EDT
[#15]
My friends call me G-bone.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 10:18:40 PM EDT
[#16]
do you remember that Christmas, Carl?  
                                                                                                                                                            well...no.  I mean, I remember eating carpet. Not so much the lazers and the robots,though.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 10:20:36 PM EDT
[#17]
Silly Daddy, you can't eat carpet.

Well no, you got it boil it to make it soft.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 10:22:45 PM EDT
[#18]
one of the best athf episodes ever
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