World's shortest fairy tale

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Posted: 9/12/2005 2:12:42 PM EDT

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "No."

And the guy lived happily ever after and went golfing and fishing a lot.

THE END

Posted: 9/12/2005 2:15:43 PM EDT

[#1]

Isn't it wild how the brain works ofter high doses of radiation... Its mind boggling!

Posted: 9/12/2005 2:16:40 PM EDT

[#2]

Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?

Posted: 9/12/2005 2:17:43 PM EDT

[#3]

...but his sex life was never the same.

Posted: 9/12/2005 2:20:44 PM EDT

[#4]

You got dumped?

That sucks.

Posted: 9/12/2005 3:35:39 PM EDT

[#5]

I love telling that joke.

Posted: 9/12/2005 3:38:04 PM EDT

[#6]

Actually, I was listening to some guy on NPR a while back who told the worlds shortest story, and then spent an hour trying to explain why it qualified as a REAL story, and not just a word.

The story was this:

"Go."

Posted: 9/12/2005 3:39:40 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
You got dumped?

That sucks.

Way too late for that.

Posted: 9/12/2005 7:23:32 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Quoted:
You got dumped?

That sucks.

Way too late for that.

Pretty sure I'm stuck with her.......atleast for awhile longer anyways

Posted: 9/12/2005 7:37:08 PM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 9/12/2005 7:43:33 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Actually, I was listening to some guy on NPR a while back who told the worlds shortest story, and then spent an hour trying to explain why it qualified as a REAL story, and not just a word. The story was this: "Go."

I think NPR kills brain cells, how do you think single vehicle accidents happen on the highway in AM-only land?

Posted: 9/12/2005 10:45:27 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Actually, I was listening to some guy on NPR a while back who told the worlds shortest story, and then spent an hour trying to explain why it qualified as a REAL story, and not just a word. The story was this: "Go."
I think NPR kills brain cells, how do you think single vehicle accidents happen on the highway in AM-only land?

i could't agree more lately

Posted: 9/12/2005 10:59:12 PM EDT

[#12]

Some primal termite knocked on wood
And tasted it, and found it good
And that is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today.
– Ogden Nash

Posted: 9/12/2005 10:59:48 PM EDT

[#13]

let me guess you let her see your package?

Posted: 9/12/2005 11:00:42 PM EDT

[#14]

The shortest verse in the bible?

"Jesus wept."
Gospel of John. 11:35

Interesting bit of trivia, I think.

Posted: 9/12/2005 11:05:27 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
The shortest verse in the bible?

"Jesus wept."
Gospel of John. 11:35

Interesting bit of trivia, I think.

Book of Nimmer, Chapter 1, Verse 1: "No shit?!"

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