was driving home from picking up my kid from school when out of nowhere a bird slammed into my windshield. it got its wing stuck under the windshield wiper, so I turning on the switch and when the wiper went up the bird flew off, it then flew back slamming into the windshield of a police car behind me,,,  

Immediately, the cop pulled me over. He walked up and told  
me he saw what happened. He said: "he was going to have to write me a ticket for flipping him the bird."

Booo! Boooooooooo!

Quoted: He said: "he was going to have to write me a ticket for flipping him the bird."

That was terrible.

It was an ACCIDENT!