"The whole time while the water was out...."

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - "The whole time while the water was out...."

Posted: 9/8/2005 3:39:52 PM EDT

"...we were flushing the toilets with draft beer."

Some good 'ol boy on Fox, explaining how he is still staying in his house after riding out the storm.

He said he had beer, MREs, water and everything else he needed, but he still used beer to flush the toilet?

Shit, I thought the looting was bad. That's just alcohol abuse. Couldn't you get some floodwater?

Posted: 9/8/2005 3:47:33 PM EDT

[#1]

That's all American beer is good for anyway...

Posted: 9/8/2005 3:49:01 PM EDT

[#2]

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Couldn't you get some floodwater?

I seriously doubt he even thought of that.

Posted: 9/8/2005 3:52:08 PM EDT

[#3]

Do you want to get splashback with flood water? Not me.

Posted: 9/8/2005 3:53:40 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Do you want to get splashback with flood water? Not me.

Because it is SO much worse than what you left in the toilet?

Well... yea, I guess you didn't shit quite so many diseases.
Me, on the other hand, flush a superfund site every time.

Posted: 9/8/2005 3:56:35 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Do you want to get splashback with flood water? Not me.

You lazy bastage! Stand up before you flush! You gotta stand up sometime anyway.

Posted: 9/8/2005 3:59:10 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Do you want to get splashback with flood water? Not me.

You lazy bastage! Stand up before you flush! You gotta stand up sometime anyway.

Not from flushing, from your turd hitting the water.

Posted: 9/8/2005 4:19:43 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Do you want to get splashback with flood water? Not me.

You lazy bastage! Stand up before you flush! You gotta stand up sometime anyway.

Not from flushing, from your turd hitting the water.

I'm so full of crap my turds are still connected when they hit water, thus no splash.

Posted: 9/8/2005 4:43:47 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Quoted:
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Do you want to get splashback with flood water? Not me.

You lazy bastage! Stand up before you flush! You gotta stand up sometime anyway.

Not from flushing, from your turd hitting the water.

I'm so full of crap my turds are still connected when they hit water, thus no splash.

Depends on if it goes in like an olympic diver or a fatass doing a cannonball

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