I've been listening to Cream's BBC Sessions today, and all was well with the world. I decided that I might like to give Clapton's new album a listen...

...What kind of crap is this, anyway? Screw "Paul is Dead", how about explaining who killed a guitar god and replaced him with this asshole? How in the name of all things holy, did the SAME guy who played guitar with Cream end up writing this worthless piece of shit? Did somebody cut his nuts off? Has he been taking estrogen shots? For the love of God, somebody slap him upside the head with an SG, and set his producer on fire. This is some kind of joke. Is he trying to market his stuff to withered up crusty soccer moms? I need to break something.

Rock is friggin' dead.

Here, listen for yourself:
Limp Dick Doodle and Short Dick Dandy

It's all Sheryl Crowe's Fault...

I like the older Clapton stuff.  

Eric Clapton has sucked shit for many many years. This is nothing new on his part.

Anything after the mid-80's isn't what I consider real Clapton.