Top '10' reasons to move to New Orleans

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Top '10' reasons to move to New Orleans

Posted: 9/6/2005 12:59:25 PM EDT

Now add your own reasons. Doesn't have to be 10. Just something funny to prove we have a sense of humor about this situation. Lets try and have some fun with this!

10. Lots of late model spare car parts in the junkyard...err street. Just take what you need.
9. Small population of low income people.
8. Open season on looters.
7. You can fish for dinner from your living room window. Or any other window for that matter.
6. Traffic is not a problem. In fact, there isn't any triaffic!
5. POTUS comes to visit several times a week and brings lots of gifts. We like that.
4. Every house is a water front property.
3. Free taxi service provided by army, coast guard and marine helicopters.
2. Free CD's of 'waterworld' for everyone!

1. Water front real estate is DIRT CHEAP!-

Posted: 9/6/2005 1:02:57 PM EDT

[#1]

All the firewood you could ever want/need.

Posted: 9/6/2005 1:55:08 PM EDT

[#2]

Illegal immigration is no longer a problem here.

Posted: 9/6/2005 2:05:13 PM EDT

[#3]

24/7 comedy club (aka city hall)

Posted: 9/6/2005 2:57:36 PM EDT

[#4]

When they say "I'm up to my ass in alligators". They ain't kiddin' !!!

Posted: 9/6/2005 3:49:57 PM EDT

[#5]

1. You can legally draw down on Sean Penn anytime you want.
2. Your assclown neighbours yard is now your personal sewage dump.
3. Sharks are now part of your perimeter defence.
4. No need to cut or water the lawn, ever.

Posted: 9/6/2005 3:52:14 PM EDT

[#6]

yeah yeah yeah and now the wife will finally stfu about wanting that swimming pool

Posted: 9/6/2005 4:45:52 PM EDT

[#7]

you now have an excuse to wear flood pants.....

Posted: 9/6/2005 4:49:18 PM EDT

[#8]

Poop or pee anywhere. It won't matter.

R.

Posted: 9/6/2005 5:35:57 PM EDT

[#9]

City is 80% covered in water which means only 20% covered in urine and vomit.

Posted: 9/8/2005 9:33:55 AM EDT

[#10]

Duty-free shopping

Posted: 9/8/2005 9:45:54 AM EDT

[#11]

$2000 dollars of my Tax money, to get your hair done and put rims on yur shooping cart.

Posted: 9/8/2005 9:45:54 AM EDT

[#12]

No joke here. I'd be seriously looking at buying land/property there. How much higher in price do you think land will be there in 5 to 10 years? Why? Because it's pennies on the dollar TODAY. The .gov is going to rebuild it at some point.

Posted: 9/8/2005 10:08:50 AM EDT

[#13]

10. No electric bills
9. Mardi Gras isn't so damn crowded
8. Huricane- shmurican "what else can it do?"
7. Looks like "Pete's" Boat sales won't go out of business after all.
6. Being able to bring your AR on gondola rides with the wife.
5. Looters selling things at prices that make Walmart look like Saks Fifth Avenue.
4. The most law enforcement per capita in the world.
3. Swimming to neighbors to borrow a cup of sugar burns 9000 calories.
2. Perfectly acceptible to shoot door to door solicitors.
1. Credit card company doesn't know weather you are alive or not.

GM

Posted: 9/8/2005 10:12:25 AM EDT

[#14]

You can be the first on your block to sing

"Oh when the saints

Go floating in...

Oh when the saints go floating in..."

Posted: 9/8/2005 10:17:32 AM EDT

[#15]

There is only one Democrat left in town.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Top '10' reasons to move to New Orleans

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