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Posted: 9/6/2005 8:54:30 AM EDT
The commercial where he is running into the endzone after catching the football, he does a endzone dance.
I just find it disturbing. 
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Posted: 9/6/2005 8:57:12 AM EDT
[#1]
Yes I know............ Those commercials scare me more then zombie movies.....
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Posted: 9/6/2005 8:58:04 AM EDT
[#2]
Plastic head guy is clearly a "draw down" candidate. R. |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 8:58:13 AM EDT
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What about when the guy wakes up and he is in bed with him?????
ICK! |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:01:56 AM EDT
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Dude, EVERYBODY finds that fucking weirdo disturbing: Combat hardened veterans back from the burning sands of Iraq find him disturbing. Grizzled homicide detectives who've been there, done that and seen it all find him disturbing. Men of devout religious faith and iron will, practiced in the art of exorcising demons find him disturbing. But, as one would expect, chicks dig him. 
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:03:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:04:07 AM EDT
[#6]
I used to think your avatar was scary.
Now I have nightmares about Burger King. Something is just not right about that guy 
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:04:08 AM EDT
[#7]
I would seroiusly draw down.
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:04:30 AM EDT
[#8]
He is why we all own firearms
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:06:33 AM EDT
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I think this guy is a Zombie - he never speaks. There was one commercial where a guy raises his window shade in the morning, and the Burger Zombie is right there. This is exactly why I have a pistol within my reach at all times in the house - two to the chest, one to the head. In this creature's case, though, since his melon is the center of mass, two to the head, one to the chest. Ah, what the hell - run to slide lock!!! |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:06:59 AM EDT
[#10]
Those rounds would just bounce off his unearthly hard armored head.
He's not a zombie....he's the antichrist....and he's dispensing Whoppers. 
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:08:15 AM EDT
[#11]
crap oh well, I'm leaving it up |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:08:52 AM EDT
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img.slate.msn.com/media/50/041011_WakeUpWithTheKing_100k.asf Would clearly call for a shotgun blast to the head. |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:11:35 AM EDT
[#13]
Avatar, anyone?
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:17:41 AM EDT
[#14]
I want to be him for Halloween.
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:17:50 AM EDT
[#15]
amen, the creepiest is when he's standing in the distance and the guy turns around to talk to his wife and when he turns back the antichrist is in his grill...
 anyone seen the new angus burger commercial??? "eat the angus" with that weirdo doc...he's got false teeth and when he talks he shlurs his eshes...he has this line where he says "you're full of sit, i'm full of sit, we're ALL full of sit" as in "sit down to eat the angus"...of course, all his "sit"'s some out as "shit"... between the king, dr shit, and their bizarr-o "coqroq" commercials you gotta wonder who the hell is running that asylum over there!!!??? 
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:22:09 AM EDT
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Is that the "Come an' git it" chick on the swing? Now, THAT makes me want buger king. Creepy stalker doll head guy does not make me want Burger King. (Come an git it chick just makes me horney. Nothing could make me want Burger king!) ETA: It's not OZ, by the way. It's the Big Rock Candy Mountain. |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:23:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:25:34 AM EDT
[#18]
Man, that BK guy creeps me out...and this coming from a guy who thought the Quizno's sub rodents were cute and hilarious...
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:26:28 AM EDT
[#19]
I'd hit it!
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:31:04 AM EDT
[#20]
The burger King,
now in Extra C  reepy.
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:36:53 AM EDT
[#21]
If he ever approaches me.......shoot till slide lock.
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:38:42 AM EDT
[#22]
he freaks me out . . . .
My wife will not go to BK just because of him. |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:40:26 AM EDT
[#23]
bazaar man, bazaar
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:41:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:45:44 AM EDT
[#25]
What kind of gun and load would you use in this situation?
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:45:49 AM EDT
[#26]
I could be friends with the King.
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:48:04 AM EDT
[#27]
Anything involving the words "Nitro Express". 
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:50:18 AM EDT
[#28]
something i could fire over my shoulder as i ran away screaming with a reasonable chance of hitting something soft... |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:50:49 AM EDT
[#29]
Perferably something you have to check the back blast area before firing! |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:51:21 AM EDT
[#30]
That one freaks me out. I'd have fired the advertising company that came up with those commercials. Freakish.
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:52:20 AM EDT
[#31]
Which is worse, the BK big headed plastic dude, or the Gay porn Brawny paper towel dude?
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:54:26 AM EDT
[#32]
change mags and repeat |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 9:56:49 AM EDT
[#33]
You mean this one? img.slate.msn.com/media/50/041011_WakeUpWithTheKing_100k.asf |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 1:31:16 PM EDT
[#34]
He must be made of some freakish blend of Kevlar reinforced sintered ceramic and asbestos because he won't burn. |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 1:32:46 PM EDT
[#35]
 ETA: no question about it. No thinking involved. The King would answer to 000 Buck. |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 1:36:18 PM EDT
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I never went back to Quizno's after those damned singing rat commercials. While we're at it, I'd like to tee up that #)$*&# idiot unfunny "roaming gnome"  Commercials used to be funny and entertaining, now they are just twisted. I would think tossing a jug of Tannerite to the BK head (hi! catch!) then bump firing all the ammo in Taxman's fort would be a MINIMUM response... |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 1:38:38 PM EDT
[#37]
I was thinking 3" slugs... but I'm afraid that he'd just heal the damage instantly like when they shoot the evil Terminator in "Terminator 2". |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 1:40:07 PM EDT
[#38]
Agreed. Now I'm thinking flamethrower or RPG |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 2:30:55 PM EDT
[#39]
Nuke the King from orbit, its the only way to be sure!
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Posted: 9/6/2005 2:38:45 PM EDT
[#40]
That kills me every time I see it. I guess the marketers are pretty savvy if they get you to remember the commercials. If I were the guy in bed I would have nightmares for the rest of my life. |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 2:52:45 PM EDT
[#41]
That guy is seriously freaky.
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Posted: 9/6/2005 2:54:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2005 3:30:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2005 5:01:36 PM EDT
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Well, BK's whole niche is flame broiled greaseburgers I think a zippo would be appropriate to deal with their disturbing big headed mascot.  If it's good enuff for giant ants, xenomorphs, shape shifting Things & other assorted nasties it should work on a Burger Kreep. While we're at it, let's torch that burger clown Ronald also. |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 5:05:51 PM EDT
[#45]
Drop mag, replace with loaded mag and continue till slide lock, repeat till 2 spare mags are empty. 
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Posted: 9/6/2005 5:15:11 PM EDT
[#46]
Actually,judging by the comments on this and past threads regarding this Satan Burger Spawn from the bowels of Hades,the ad agency probably got renewed for 5 years.They achieved what they set out to do.Scare the general public and get people talking. I can't decide who scares me more: 1) Satan Spawn Burger Bowel Man 2) Clowns 3) Mimes 4) Zombies It's like mimes, clowns and zombies have somewhat predictable behavior.Ya never know what this freak faced fucknut is going to do.He has the qualities of everything that scares me. |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 5:18:12 PM EDT
[#47]
Fixed it. |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 5:31:43 PM EDT
[#48]
I'd love to see Ronald McDonald kick his ass.
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Posted: 9/6/2005 6:25:56 PM EDT
[#49]
I HATE THESE COMMERCIALS!!! Whoever came up with this ad campaign is on crack & will hopefully experience a slow, painful demise.
The "King" is THE freak from Hell. I just want him to go away, now! |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 6:39:21 PM EDT
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I've been in meetings before when we've discussed the success of a campaign with the advertising agency. Can't you imagine how their meetings go.
"We've got some great news. 94% of people who've seen these ads recall the freaky BK King guy. Unfortunately, 74% of that group has nightmares about the ads and swear they'll never eat at BK again. Our numbers are much better with teenagers. 18% of this population thinks the King is the $h*t. But those teens were also beating small puppies at the time of the survey." R. |
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