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Posted: 9/3/2005 8:54:57 PM EDT
And watching college football and I just dumped half a bottle of Hoppes #9 on my foot, no shoes, just socks on. Now I don't mind the smell of the stuff, in fact I like it BUT my wife hates it. She told me before I come to bed I better get the smell off of me. She doesn't know I spilled it all over the floor in the den>
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Posted: 9/3/2005 8:58:32 PM EDT
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Yer fuxxored.
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Posted: 9/3/2005 9:10:02 PM EDT
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1. Go to stripclub.
2. Get 5 lap dances. 3. Wait until you smell like stripper lotion. Repeat as necessary. 4. Go home and get in bed with wife. Problem solved.  |
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Posted: 9/3/2005 10:10:58 PM EDT
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I like your problem solving skills. OK, I'm going in.  |
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Posted: 9/3/2005 10:16:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2005 10:20:32 PM EDT
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Ohhh, I've felt the sting of my wife's - "You been using the stinky stuff again havent you!"
Quick fix - pour twice as much Butch's Bore Shine on the affected area!!!! 
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Posted: 9/3/2005 10:20:46 PM EDT
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what is stripper lotion?
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Posted: 9/3/2005 10:27:15 PM EDT
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Most strippers lather themselves in lotion (butts, legs, arms, torso, etc.) and after a few lapdances so are you. |
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Posted: 9/3/2005 10:28:15 PM EDT
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What's even better though is I now have all 5 leanin up against the fireplace lookin pretty. I think I'll leave them on display until she gets up in the morning.
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Posted: 9/3/2005 10:45:59 PM EDT
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Those are the good times
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