If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.  OMG!

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Starfish have no brains

Polar bears are left-handed.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Just thought I would share this you guys, feel free to add anymore useless nugetts of your own.

Quoted: If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

Not true.  I have tried.  Still here.

Quoted: The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.  OMG!

having seen someone slit a major artery in public, I believe that one.

Most of those sound like BS. In fact, several are. Certain primates also use sex for purposes other than procreation, for instance.

Quoted: Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. 1 a : to spring into the air : LEAP; especially : to spring free from the ground or other base by the muscular action of feet and legs   BY this definition of jump... marine animals don't technically "jump" out of the water... since they don't have feet. What about a rhino? Can a rhino jump? A worm? A slug? Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Just curious how thatis determined...

Quoted: Most of those sound like BS. In fact, several are. Certain primates also use sex for purposes other than procreation, for instance.

For instance................what?  Are you gonna finish that thought or did it get away from you?  

Its good to be the pig.  

As to the mantis, a man gotta do what a man gotta do.

As to the flea, if a footbal field is 350 times a man's "length," the man is about 10.75" tall.

Sea sponges
Sea cucumbers
Sea stars
Clams
Worms
Slugs
Snails
etc...
etc...

All animals. I've never seen any of them jump before

I did not see "You cannot lick your own elbow"...

No, I never tried to.


ByteTheBullet  (-:

Quoted: The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue

My tongue could lift 115 lbs no problem

Quoted: Quoted: For instance................what?  Are you gonna finish that thought or did it get away from you?

Work on your readin skills dude...
Here, how about a I rearrange if for you.

Most of those sound like BS. In fact, several are. For instance, certain primates also use sex for purposes other than procreation.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: For instance................what?  Are you gonna finish that thought or did it get away from you?   Work on your readin skills dude... Here, how about a I rearrange if for you. Most of those sound like BS. In fact, several are. For instance, certain primates also use sex for purposes other than procreation.

Work on my reading skills!.  You're the one who had it in there backwards assclown.  If you cannot speak the language get out.  Not to mention, The thread was just some funny shit I got in my E-mail, not a chance to show how big a brain you, douche!  

I think the Elephant is the only land mammal that cannot jump.

(you guys do know what trivia is, right? )

Liberals = Starfish  


actually Liberals = the brown starfish

Quoted: Work on my reading skills!.  You're the one who had it in there backwards assclown.  If you cannot speak the language get out.  Not to mention, The thread was just some funny shit I got in my E-mail, not a chance to show how big a brain you, douche!

Huh? I didn't write the original "for instance" statement. How could I have had it backwards.

ps... take your blood pressure meds dude... you get amped up way too easy.

Quoted: Quoted: Work on my reading skills!.  You're the one who had it in there backwards assclown.  If you cannot speak the language get out.  Not to mention, The thread was just some funny shit I got in my E-mail, not a chance to show how big a brain you, douche!   Huh? I didn't write the original "for instance" statement. How could I have had it backwards. ps... take your blood pressure meds dude... you get amped up way too easy.

Fighting?

Mods please ban these two