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Posted: 8/29/2005 11:44:01 AM EDT

It's OU - Texas weekend and it's about time for the game. A Texas fan
goes into a sports bar in Dallas. He has his dog under one arm. The
dog is wearing a mini Texas jersey and has on some mini longhorns. The
bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here". The guy says "but
he's the biggest Texas fan you ever saw". The bartender tells him to come on in.

The game starts and pretty soon Texas kicks a field goal and is
leading 3-0. The dog jumps up on the bar and starts high-fiving
everybody. The bartender says "If he gets that excited when Texas
kicks a field goal, what does he do when they win?"

The guy says "I don't know. He's just five".
BOOMER SOONER!!

Posted: 8/29/2005 11:54:11 AM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 8/29/2005 11:56:57 AM EDT

[#2]

Yeah, and soon he'll be six and still not know.

Posted: 8/29/2005 12:07:45 PM EDT

[#3]

all you okie fags need to chew on a meat and die....TU is gonna beat yall and so are the Ags

Posted: 8/29/2005 12:41:46 PM EDT

[#4]

Spelling lesson time Okie bitches.

You CANNOT spell COCKSUCKER with OU.

Dont forget, because we have to keep reminding you homos.

Posted: 8/29/2005 1:00:05 PM EDT

[#5]

Y'all are going to have to fire this clown first...until then you are just beating your meat

I like my version better..I think I'll redo the whole page

Posted: 8/29/2005 3:51:06 PM EDT

[#6]

If he was better known, he could do some Viagra commercials.

Posted: 8/29/2005 8:29:33 PM EDT

[#7]

Yo Momma MoFo!

When Texas gets a coach that doesn't choke under pressure in a big game they might beat Ou again. wonder if Barry Switzer would like to coach south of the Red River again?

Posted: 8/29/2005 9:00:09 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
It's OU - Texas weekend and it's about time for the game. A Texas fan
goes into a sports bar in Dallas. He has his dog under one arm. The
dog is wearing a mini Texas jersey and has on some mini longhorns. The
bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here". The guy says "but
he's the biggest Texas fan you ever saw". The bartender tells him to come on in.

The game starts and pretty soon Texas kicks a field goal and is
leading 3-0. The dog jumps up on the bar and starts high-fiving
everybody. The bartender says "If he gets that excited when Texas
kicks a field goal, what does he do when they win?"

The guy says "I don't know. He's just five".
BOOMER SOONER!!

When all you boys grow tired of high school football, come on down and let us practice on you in the S.E.C.

Posted: 8/30/2005 8:10:20 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

When all you boys grow tired of high school football, come on down and let us practice on you in the S.E.C.

Has TN ever won a national championship? Just curious. Serious question cause I don't know.

Posted: 8/30/2005 8:12:15 AM EDT

[#10]

BigDozer66

Posted: 8/30/2005 8:25:39 AM EDT

[#11]

UT is gonna fall from grace their second game of the year. It will be very sweet watching the Buckeyes treat mack brown like Stoops treats mack brown.

TXL

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