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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:12:22 AM EDT
[#1]
Please don't try to strike up a conversation with me in a public restroom
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:13:21 AM EDT
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You do not want to talk to me while I'm taking a leak, I might turn and piss on your foot
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:14:51 AM EDT
[#3]
All public restrooms should have piped in music. I do not want to hear the guy grunting in the next stall.
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:15:25 AM EDT
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I was at a movie theater not too long ago and left the theater halfway thruogh to hit the john. While standing at an empty bank of atleast 10 some guy take the one right next to me and starts striking up a conversation.
I looked at him  , pinched flow and skipped over a space. That shut him up.  Mens restrooms are monestaries. The only noise should be music, all else is silence. |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:22:47 AM EDT
[#5]
Sex wide? Women talk in the restroom. Thats just how it is  |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:26:46 AM EDT
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I propose you go to bed and stop drinking and posting.
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:28:59 AM EDT
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I agree. Quick work on the "Coolest way to commit suicide?" thread 82'nd.... I was about to suggest he try them all out, and let us know which worked best  |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:35:58 AM EDT
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Sex wide was a mistake...i meant all mens....meaning all male sex....see what i mean? |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:36:56 AM EDT
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Thats just kinda mean. I have no intention of it. I just wanted to know which was is the coolest. Perfectly normal conversation topic. |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:45:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:48:10 AM EDT
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Talking about you....Yes
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:48:42 AM EDT
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No its not. Its just not funny. |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:50:34 AM EDT
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OK it is not normal conversation but it is not far off from normal ARFCOM conversation.... |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:18:23 AM EDT
[#14]
Good call. Silence or music.
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:21:56 AM EDT
[#15]
This is a facinating topic.
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:22:50 AM EDT
[#16]
Thanks for the support....no talking at all...also I propose all urinals have splash/privacy shields! |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:22:57 AM EDT
[#17]
Then how will they know how much you charge? Sgat1r5 |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:25:28 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:26:43 AM EDT
[#19]
 +++
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:29:24 AM EDT
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It's a joke......ask George Micheal 
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:29:29 AM EDT
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Yes, that's why they always go in pairs! 
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:29:53 AM EDT
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thats what bathroom grafitti id for
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:31:59 AM EDT
[#23]
ohhhhhh THATS why
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:33:16 AM EDT
[#24]
Somebody gets it! We can look across the room at one of our friends, and raise an eyebrow 1/8", and the message is received....we need to talk.
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:35:01 AM EDT
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And men can write a message on a piece of paper, leave it where a woman will find it and read it. Yet later when questioned they will claim they never got the message. Yeah.................................... Sgat1r5 |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:36:33 AM EDT
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What is this "paper" that you speak of?
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:37:27 AM EDT
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It's the stuff you sign after you use your husbands credit cards. Sgat1r5 |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:39:24 AM EDT
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Us women all know the secret signal to talk in the ladies room... And we do talk. I think I'm supposed to kill you now
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:41:36 AM EDT
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Sorry, already married. Sgatr15 |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:43:05 AM EDT
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See you gals have stalls so there is mostly talking in front of mirrors and everything is done....men's bathrooms stink and have exposed cranks. It should be a no talking situation. |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:44:37 AM EDT
[#31]
FredM, women talk in bathrooms because they like to talk. That's all there is to it, don't try to complicate it.
SGatr15 |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:48:16 AM EDT
[#32]
I don't get that. We go to the bathroom TO talk. And we talk through the stalls, and at the sink, mirror, and on the way out... What do guys do in the |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:49:49 AM EDT
[#33]
Yeah you are right. We go for the intended purposeof the room....they go for the intended purpose of the room they just left. |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 2:05:47 AM EDT
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We tinkle or we doody. What do you think? It's a utilitarian room. Unlike many womens rooms we do not get perfume scented reclining couches and self serve champagne in the restroom. It's kindof like an autoshop. It's there to get stuff fixed, not look pretty. |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 2:27:33 AM EDT
[#35]
I will usually continue a conversation if it started before entering the bathroom.
Otherwise, there is to be no speaking or eye contact. |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 2:39:22 AM EDT
[#36]
that just aint right.
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Posted: 8/26/2005 3:08:02 AM EDT
[#37]
And you know if 2 guy friends go in to the pubic restroom ....together......and talk....you feel ....gay
 almost dirty
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Posted: 8/26/2005 3:33:16 AM EDT
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I was ambushed by a 1-star General in the bathroom the other day, I'm doing my business at one of the two urinals (side-by-side, no privacy wall) and the dude walks up, starts taking a piss and asks how I like working here. At least I didnt have to shake his hand.
 Kharn |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 3:33:23 AM EDT
[#39]
It should be eyes straight ahead, no talking, kind of like a funeral. |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 4:24:11 AM EDT
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And just who in the world was thinking straight the day they installed army toilets in the old barracks. We were in some of the older ones at Ft. Lewis once (for training) and they have the crappers like 2 feet apart...and no dividers. First time I had ever seen this but I am sure it was common in the older barracks for cleaning sake.
Almost impossible to take a dump there without saying something or making some noise. And when you got back from the field...every seat was taken and of course asking the trooper next to you for toilet paper was common. The worst seats were at the corners where those toilets perpendicular to each other almost had you rubbing knees with the other guy. Essayons |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 4:31:50 AM EDT
[#41]
I agree. No chitchat in the shithouse .None. |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 4:32:03 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2005 4:53:44 AM EDT
[#43]
Don't forget to practice proper urinal selection etiquette as well!
www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php |
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