I don't think it is the water. More likely it is the history teachers. I bet when they discuss the "accident" in school, the teachers probably portray it as a mercy killing. "Senator Kennedy, His High Honorable Holiness, was in a car accident as a young man, and in this accident, a poor, helpless woman, who was seeking a blessing from His High Honorable Holiness, died as a result of His High Honorable Holiness deciding that it was better for this wretched commoner to die than to live. Her family has often thanked His High Honorable Holiness for sparing their poor wretched daughter from a life of servitude and saddness,"
I truly cannot understand how that fuck stick gets re-elected all the time, or how he got elected in the first place. The liberal mind is wierd, twisted place.