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Posted: 8/25/2005 6:35:58 PM EDT
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. 
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Posted: 8/25/2005 6:37:29 PM EDT
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Oldie but goodie.
Which reminds me... What's The Sarges take on it? I forget what he said last time. |
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Posted: 8/25/2005 6:44:42 PM EDT
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Here I thought you cleaned cats by making and incision from their breast bone to their pelvis!
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Posted: 8/25/2005 6:49:53 PM EDT
[#3]
 Thanks Lumpy, that is funny!
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Posted: 8/25/2005 6:55:44 PM EDT
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The puddy cat likes swimming lessons? 
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Posted: 8/25/2005 6:58:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2005 7:12:09 PM EDT
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da-da-damn, I can't breath........... |
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Posted: 8/25/2005 7:15:44 PM EDT
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That one always makes me laugh my ass off...
"Flush several times..." |
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Posted: 8/25/2005 7:23:47 PM EDT
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Its missing the part about being sure your Will is prepared, and to be VERY careful going down stairs for the next, oh, 2 or 3 months.
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Posted: 8/25/2005 7:58:28 PM EDT
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IIRC, he suggested heating the water to boiling, then complained about the taste of soap in his soup. 
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Posted: 8/25/2005 7:59:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2005 11:01:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2005 11:01:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2005 11:09:17 PM EDT
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Funny but
1. There will be puke, shit and piss in the toilet from the cat. 2. Illegal. PETA is a MOFO..... |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 4:18:31 AM EDT
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We use a slightly different procedure.
We place a laundry bag over the toliet befor opening the lid, catch the cat in the laundry bag, and dry the cat with centrifical force. Oh, and never do this with a kitten. |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 4:19:14 AM EDT
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We use a slightly different procedure.
We place a laundry bag over the toliet befor opening the lid, catch the cat in the laundry bag, and dry the cat with centrifical force. Oh, and never do this with a kitten. Also, with non-declawed cats, do not SIT on the lid. You will regret it. |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 4:21:22 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2005 4:32:39 AM EDT
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*goes and trys it*
Will post pics later.... -Storm |
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