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Posted: 8/25/2005 4:26:23 PM EDT
We've had a thread about what you actually do and even one about not being an expert at anything, so how about a thread about what you would like to do.
It could be the job you really want, the dream you want to fulfill, whatever... I've always wanted to campaign a Stock or Super Stock class car for a season - follow the national events across the country. Lately, I think I would really love to do some SCCA or IMSA. I'd also love to retire to the Gulf Coast with a nice house, but more importantly a sailboat of decent enough size to follow the coast from Texas to Florida to wherever if the mood hits me and the wife. What about you? |
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You know the code is actually more like guidelines, right? |
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Me too Or something dealing with money. |
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i want to be rich so i don't have to work. then i'd spend all day eating pie.
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Stand in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me.
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Fly Jets in the 1960s during the peak of the Airline era. Or Fly Jets today, without TSA.
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Be a speculator trading my own account or hedge fund trader. I keep thinking about what I most want to be in life, and it always comes back to that.
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I want to be a post whore, but , I wish I cud type
I want to be brewmaster / taster for Bud. Never happen though. |
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Be wealthy enough to persue my hobby of making wroughtiron and give it away.
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I want to be the only person in the world who owns and operates modern, fully operational fighter aircraft for his own amusement, and puts many flight hours on them, all without regard for my essentially limitless supply of money and resources.
And in my spare time, I'm a gigolo that can afford to be very, very discriminating in the selecting of women customers who are worthy of my attentions. CJ |
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Whatever the fuck I want to.
Actually, farming (as long as someone else foots the bill) would be fun for me. |
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Some day I want to be rich enough to wander the country buying up huge amounts of land. I would then post it, "HUNTING AND FISHING ONLY! All other uses prohibited. Violators will be shot".
All those urban animal rights fucks could take a flying leap at a rolling doughnut That would be awsome. |
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I wish they had offered that where I went to college. |
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To win the lottery *Duh*
-or- Get a grant from the Department of Defense to devote my life to invent things (R&D) that would help end war and terrorism. |
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I'd like to be a gunsmith or a Marine (or anything military), if I had my way about it.
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Move to Alaska. Get a nice job up there and huunt and fish alot.
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Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit. |
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Hmm, do we have to pick just one?
1. Professional tester of fishing equipment and guns. ( And I get to keep everything.) 2. Quality control technician for a PORNO company! 3. The guy that goes out and finds the white trash for the Jerry Springer show. 4. World wide midget hunter. 5. U.S. Army Transportation Corps Non-Commissioned Officer, a Leader of Soldiers......................nevermind, I guess I already have the best job on Earth. HOOAH! |
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I would like to fly fighter jets. I'm a speed freak, and there's nothing more impressive to me than going supersonic.
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Yeah, that would be great, too. I'd love for someone to invite me to go out on a carrier and actually do some launches and traps, but I'm nobody, so it ain't gonna happen... |
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That's ok for a while, but then you walk around with your face looking like a glazed donut all the time. FB |
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HANG THE CODE! ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! |
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+1 or astronaught |
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J lo's nipple tweaker
Its true, she does have one. Now why didnt my career guidance counselor ever tell me about that one? |
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I would like to be a real life version of The Punisherr, cleansing the earth of people who truely need to die. People that "the system" would set free or not recognize; rapists, wife beaters, child molesters, drug dealers and even some addicts....all around basic scum. And when I wasnt busy kicking ass I would love to be independently wealthy so I could travel the world taking care of all of the ladies.
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I wonder if he's more of a pincher, or a roller...? |
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One of two things:
1. Become the next John Browning. Invent some really innovative weaponry, that will have a worldwide reputation of quality. or 2. Become a regular on the PGA Tour up there with the likes of Woods, Mickleson, and Goosen. I have no idea why because I hate to watch golf, and I really, really suck at it. |
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Ride across the country on horseback.
Learn to weld better. Next time the Chief asks me what I think...tell him what I actually think, complete with colorful language. Learn to use a sextant. Have a truck from the airport FD follow me around, and upon command, fill cars that have offending "bump dump" steros full to the headliners with A tripple F, while I tase the driver. Personally thank every Soldier, Salior, Airman and Marine for their service and provide free college tuition for all their children. Build a house on my own. Join the Empire, as long as my recruitment contract says I get to be that sandtrooper on Tatooine riding the dewback. On national television, be put in a very small room with Sean Pean and bat. Spend a month volunteering in Africa, so I will never forget how blessed I am to be an American. Stop getting rejection letters from publishers. Stand post at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. Sheep |
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Have two jobs that pay very, very well, and go together:
Stress tester for a bed and mattress company, and live performance condom tester, specializing in the testing of super high tech, high performance condoms that approach one molecule in thickness, giving total feeling. With a hand-picked array of clean, attractive, and fun co-workers. Test both products at one time. Have a wonderful time doing it. And when done, pass out on the bed, go to sleep, and continue to get paid. I'd never leave the bed except to answer nature's call and cash my checks! CJ |
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Rock Star or at least a band good enough to earn a decent wage.
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Whenever I've had a long day or week at work I usually tell the wife "I dream of wearing the orange apron" Meaning getting a job at Home Deopt where I can hang out and point people in the general direction of the 2x4's. No looming responsibility for things out of my direct control, basically something that doesn't consume the majority of my life. Someday I'll get there, until then its a cell phone on my hip and me needing to answer it 24/7/365.
Oh and owning my own Marina is up there on the dream list. Almost took the plunge this spring, but I just couldn't swing it and ensure security for the family. |
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Retired with money so I can travel, do historical research, build guns, buy WW I & WW II fighter planes and fly them.
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I would like to make beautiful women groan all day, every day.
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that's a easy one,
there is a nice spread up in Montana, i would love to have, and be rich enough to were i don't have to work. just spend time on the land, relax. Ronald |
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Travel the world...
sorta like whereismatt.com but maybe dance on the graves of tyrants, despots, and other POS Essayons |
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Own my own firearms company so I can design and build some good stuff. Plus plenty of quality control checks of the product line
Lots of free time (and $$) to travel, take landscape photos, and glamour photos of lovely ladies I meet along the way And climb Mount Everest. I would have included the middle Lhotse summit but it's now been climbed... I'd rather climb the southern route, but since I have tons of $$ in this fantasy, I would sponsor another research expedition on the Tibet side to find Irvine's remains and the camera to prove definitively if Mallory and Irvine made it to the top or not. ETA: How could I forget... move out of this place, to some place with lower temps, lower humidity, lower allergens, better scenery and more freedom |
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