Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the very beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, he's been out of work for the past five years and has not looked for a new job since. All he does is smoke cigars and cruise around with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college, he does not even pretend to like me...and even hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do???


Signed,
Clueless



Dear Clueless,

Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore. . .
You're a United States Senator from New York, act like one.

Thank you, I needed that.

The response should be, "these are all signs that you shouldn't run for President in '08.  Take heed and go hide away."

I'm not trying to hijack your thread. Just hitch-hike it a little. (a friend sent me this one )

A stockbroker, on his way home from work, in New York City, came to a dead
halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than
usual." He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped
cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"
The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her
motorcade, and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline, and set herself
on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money, and the DU and Kos
told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So we're taking up a
collection for her."
The stockbroker asks, "How much have you got so far?"The officer replies,
"About 400 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

Quoted: I'm not trying to hijack your thread. Just hitch-hike it a little. (a friend sent me this one ) A stockbroker, on his way home from work, in New York City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual." He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?" The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade, and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline, and set herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money, and the DU and Kos told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So we're taking up a collection for her." The stockbroker asks, "How much have you got so far?"The officer replies, "About 400 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."