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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:31:01 AM EDT
I'm really tiring of the gunsmith/admin jobs I have been working in the last 14/5 years. The crappy pay long hrs and little respect. I need a fresh start.
So I'm thinking of cashing out moving to WA state and opening me a "animal farm". From the reports in the paper this looks like a money maker! Just need to get some good insurance in case an accident happens with one of the horses and some one get killed. I really thinking of going the sheep route though. No sharp edges and Velcro gloves to aid in traction. Hmmm just need to find some land, I will build it and they will come... Oh and Ill have discount pricing for Arfcom members! 
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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:33:16 AM EDT
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What? Now you want to be "designated animal farmer?"
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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:36:45 AM EDT
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Ya I'm thinking of branching out.. You got to diversify to stay on top! |
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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:37:55 AM EDT
[#3]
You think your pay sucks now, wait till your a farmer.
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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:38:50 AM EDT
[#4]
Oh......my.........God...........
So would you then be a pimp? ETA where's that picture of the sheep in lingerie when ya' need it? |
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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:40:28 AM EDT
[#5]
salad fingers
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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:41:11 AM EDT
[#6]
See "Man dies after sex with horse" thread.
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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:41:42 AM EDT
[#7]
Fat_McNasty's Animal Love Barn?
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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:41:47 AM EDT
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Where is the pic of the rabbit with the pancake on the head?
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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:42:46 AM EDT
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Well I guess.... But its completely legal! OOO I can get a pimp stick and slap the ewe's around. COOL!
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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:53:30 AM EDT
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Fat_McNasty's Fun Farm? Put's a whole new meaning to the term "cowpoke".  ETA: You can't pimp my pig. It's still a virgin. |
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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:56:44 AM EDT
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Q: How do they practice Safe Sex in Washington?
A: Spraypaint an X on the back of the sheep that kick. 
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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:57:39 AM EDT
[#12]
Now there is a t-shirt waiting to be made! |
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Posted: 8/24/2005 9:03:15 AM EDT
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Good Luck with that McNasty! ^^ backs out slowly. Patty
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:30:33 AM EDT
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Just remember, all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.
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Posted: 8/24/2005 1:12:11 PM EDT
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A heavy petting zoo, if you will. Hell its even legal there. Let me know when its IPO time.
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Posted: 8/24/2005 2:29:24 PM EDT
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LOL Fat_McNasty's heavy petting zoo.. It has a ring to it! |
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Posted: 8/24/2005 10:57:26 PM EDT
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Bump for the night crew..
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:02:00 PM EDT
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I'd buy that pimp stick for you if you did it!
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:03:17 PM EDT
[#19]
 BTW the Google image search to bring that up was "hooker sheep". 
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:04:59 PM EDT
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Damn shes pretty hot! |
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:06:10 PM EDT
[#21]
Hell, I'd even throw in the pimp stick grip tape! 
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:10:58 PM EDT
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LOL Its gota be a Sword Cane Pimp stick! 
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:13:07 PM EDT
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Remember. In Washington State you can fuck a horse, but you can't fuck a chicken.
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:15:34 PM EDT
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No No chicken pluckers at my farm. Maby a chicken choker. But definatly no chicken pluckers! |
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:15:58 PM EDT
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Screw that. If I bought you one of those I'd want part of the profits. Well, either that or a "free day" every other week or so. |
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