dude, that's too funny. You're on a list for sure now.
You'll need to know this: it's pronounced: "chucky are la."
We'll start you out with a little song:
I was stopped by a soldier he said "you are a swine"
He hit me with his rifle and he kicked me in the groin
I begged and I pleaded, sure, me manners were polite
But all the time I'm thinking of me little Armalite!
Chorus:
And it's up along the Bogside that's were I long to be
Lying in the dark with the Provo company
A comrade on my left and another one on me right
And a clip of ammunition for me little Armalite!
A brave RUC man came walking up our street
600 British soldiers he had lined up at his feet,
Come out ya cowardly Fenians, come on out and fight
But he cried I'm only joking when he heard me Armalite!
Chorus:
And it's down along the Falls Road that's were I long to be
Lying in the dark with a Provo company
A comrade on my left and another one on me right
And a clip of ammunition for me little Armalite!
The army came to visit me 'twas in the early hours
With saracens and saladins and buggered armoured cars,
They thought they had me cornered but I gave them all a fright
With the armour piercing bullets of me little Armalite!
Chorus:
And it's up in Crossmaglen that's were I long to be
Lying in the dark with a Provo company
A comrade on my left and another one on me right
And a clip of ammunition for me little Armalite!
Well the premier came to Belfast to see the battles won
The generals had told them we have them on the run,
The corporals and privates while on patrol at night
Said "send home for re-enforcement's it's the bloody Armalite!"
Chorus:
And it's up in old Andy Town that's were I long to be
Lying in the dark with a Provo company
A comrade on my left and another one on me right
And a clip of ammunition for me little Armalite!