This guy on craigslist who writes:

Black computer chair - $25 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: [email protected] Date: 2005-08-23, 12:15PM CDT This is a black rotating compter chair with wheels. There are some stains on the seat, and needs to be cleaned up. contact via e-mail or call office (512) 392-4536 or call Rob's cell (210) 849-8378

Any takers?

Stains..

At least he's honest.

Looks like a chair I tossed in a dumpster last week.  The seal on the hydorlic cylinder was compromised.  At random it would start sinking.  

Quoted: Looks like a chair I tossed in a dumpster last week.  The seal on the hydorlic cylinder was compromised.  At random it would start sinking.

That happens to my hydorlic cylinder when I drink too much.
matthew

Quoted: Looks like a chair I tossed in a dumpster last week.  The seal on the hydorlic cylinder was compromised.  At random it would start sinking.

Hydraulic. Pneumatic. Helium.
    NOT
Hydrolick Phnumatec heluim


GT
Sorry, I deal with these mis-spellings all fucking day...

... Sorry, but the award for yesterday's, today's, tomorrow's and maybe even this entire month's Worst Online Salesmanship has to go to OnPoint Firearms.

Respectfully submitted for your consideration is the "customer service" and "business acumen" evinced by the meltdown documented here.  Pay special attention to the E-mail exchange that took place over the past week (no case of a quick, ill-tempered response having untoward consequences here) in which OnPoint's principal seems to undergo some sort of Jekyll-and-Hyde transformation.

On second thought, this might qualify for the 2005 Worst Online Salesmanship Award!