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Posted: 8/19/2005 11:45:39 PM EDT

My sweet Lord....Jessica Simpson....dumb as dirt but...

Posted: 8/19/2005 11:50:41 PM EDT

[#1]

Least she doesnt have them damn boots on in that shot.

Posted: 8/20/2005 5:11:32 AM EDT

[#2]

dang she got some fine legs on her

Posted: 8/20/2005 5:19:48 AM EDT

[#3]

You should see the movie.

Posted: 8/20/2005 5:21:50 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
My sweet Lord....Jessica Simpson....dumb as dirt but...
cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/s/simpson4/20050305_war_l90_157.jpg

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They had to pad her butt to get her to look like that in those shorts.

But I don't care

Posted: 8/20/2005 5:22:01 AM EDT

[#5]

Like a screen door in a hurricane...

Posted: 8/20/2005 6:54:42 AM EDT

[#6]

I saw her on network TV singing that song with Willie Nelson. Wasn't impressed. Yeah, she's a hottie, but she really butchered a decent song. Nancy Sinatra was much better. Willie looked bored or mildy amused as in "this is stupid, but they're paying me a lot of money to stand here and strum my guitar".

Of course I'd hit in a heartbeat, no booty padding necessary.

Posted: 8/20/2005 9:14:58 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Quoted:
My sweet Lord....Jessica Simpson....dumb as dirt but...
cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/s/simpson4/20050305_war_l90_157.jpg

They had to pad her butt to get her to look like that in those shorts.

But I don't care

efxguy

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Did they pad her shirt too, or did a surgeon take care of that?

Posted: 8/20/2005 9:19:25 AM EDT

[#8]

She looks like a human Mudflap Girl.

Posted: 8/20/2005 9:26:34 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Quoted:
My sweet Lord....Jessica Simpson....dumb as dirt but...
cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/s/simpson4/20050305_war_l90_157.jpg

They had to pad her butt to get her to look like that in those shorts.

But I don't care

efxguy

effectively sigless

Are you sure of the padding?

Posted: 8/20/2005 9:29:20 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

They had to pad her butt to get her to look like that in those shorts.

Posted: 8/20/2005 9:30:12 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
dang she got some fine legs on her

Yuhhhhh huh

Posted: 8/20/2005 9:30:48 AM EDT

[#12]

Dumb or not, I would knock the bottom out of that

Posted: 8/20/2005 6:05:03 PM EDT

[#13]

CNN just did something on her last night...I happened to catch part of it. She had very noticable breasts when she was TWELVE...they had a film clip of her doing some Disney thing, and I'm thinking "holy SHIT"..bet the boys in her class were going NUTS over her.

She was trying to do the Christian music scene for a while when she was 15ish or so, but her body proved to be a handicap.

The tatas are real...but I'm pretty sure she's had callogen in the top lip. Either way, I'm hittin' it 'til I stroke out or pop an aorta.

She's actually got a good voice...but the style of today is to use as much vocal embellishment as is humanly possible, and 99% of singer's these days are guilty of it. The "sistas" started it, but now EVERYONE does it. Aguilara is the WORST.

Posted: 8/20/2005 6:08:15 PM EDT

[#14]

boob job and ass implants, but I'd still hit it.

Posted: 8/20/2005 6:16:09 PM EDT

[#15]

. . . . like a retard on a drum set.

Actually, I probably would "make it" past her stripping off her underwear. O'l Mr. Happy would choke one up before I ever got anywhere near that luscious ass.

Disconnector

Posted: 8/20/2005 6:25:04 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
. . . . like a retard on a drum set.

Actually, I probably would "make it" past her stripping off her underwear. O'l Mr. Happy would choke one up before I ever got anywhere near that luscious ass.

Disconnector

In all honesty, I'd probably have to say the same thing.