An Arab mother was showing her friend (also a mother) pictures of her three boys. This is my first son Ali she says.

Yes, I remember him as a baby," Says the other mother cheerfully.

"He's a martyr now though" mum confides.

"Oh so sad dear" Says the other.

"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21"

"Oh, I remember him," Says the other happily,
"he had such curly hair when he was born".

"He's a martyr too " Says mum quietly.

"Oh gracious me ...." Says the other.

"And this is my third son. My baby.
My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18," She whispers.

"Yes" Says the friend enthusiastically,
"I remember when he first started school".

"He's a martyr also," Says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully
at the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?"

You owe me a new keyboard.

SICK!!!!

2 arab women were at the produce market when one of them picked up two huge potatoes. She said these remind me of my husbands balls. The other one said" what are they that big" No the first said" they are that dirty"

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Love it.

IBTL.

R.