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Posted: 8/19/2005 5:05:11 AM EDT
I think I will take my printer outside and shoot it!!  Damn this thing is pissing me off!!!
That is all
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 5:05:41 AM EDT
[#1]
What's the problem ... can't print?  
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 5:06:20 AM EDT
[#2]
Nah, baseball bat, ala OFFICE SPACE:


Link Posted: 8/19/2005 5:07:29 AM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
What's the problem ... can't print?  

It just spits paper out.  I couldn't get the damn thing to stop.  It fed 150 pages out and only printed a word at a time.  I finally got the damn thing to stop.  I put more paper in and then it jammed!!
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 5:09:44 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
I think I will take my printer outside and shoot it!!  Damn this thing is pissing me off!!!
That is all



At least shoot a vid of it. Complete with rounds used, load data, terminal effects etc.        Thanks-
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 5:09:53 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
 It fed 150 pages out and only printed a word at a time.  





I'm sorry......but that's funny.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 5:12:07 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What's the problem ... can't print?  

It just spits paper out.  I couldn't get the damn thing to stop.  It fed 150 pages out and only printed a word at a time.  I finally got the damn thing to stop.  I put more paper in and then it jammed!!




That doesn't sound like the printer, sounds like the program that is sending the data.


Do a PRINT PREVIEW first
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 5:12:13 AM EDT
[#7]
Sounds like you have a corrupt driver. Try uninstalling the drivers for it, reboot, then re-install the drivers. HTH.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 5:14:14 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What's the problem ... can't print?  

It just spits paper out.  I couldn't get the damn thing to stop.  It fed 150 pages out and only printed a word at a time.  I finally got the damn thing to stop.  I put more paper in and then it jammed!!



Look at it this way... think how much you'll save on print cartridges! Sounds like a pretty efficient printer to me, umm except for the paper thing
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 5:15:49 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Sounds like you have a corrupt driver. Try uninstalling the drivers for it, reboot, then re-install the drivers. HTH.



I agree, it sounds like the printer was fed bad data ....  usually the driver or a hosed print job.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 5:17:18 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/19/2005 5:17:29 AM EDT
[#11]
PC load letter....? What the fuck does that mean!?!?
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 5:17:59 AM EDT
[#12]
I recommend Tannerite.  Use a whole pound for larger printers.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 5:30:13 AM EDT
[#13]
WHY DOES IT SAY PAPER JAM WHEN THERE IS NO PAPER JAM!
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 5:36:17 AM EDT
[#14]
Finally!  What a piece of shit.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 5:39:32 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Finally!  What a piece of shit.



Finally as in it worked right this time or finally you just shot it?
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 5:44:25 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What's the problem ... can't print?  

It just spits paper out.  I couldn't get the damn thing to stop.  It fed 150 pages out and only printed a word at a time.  




Don't use a 400 point font.

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 5:50:46 AM EDT
[#17]
I have a cell phone that I'm going to "High Speed Disassemble" on 9/12/05 when my contract is up.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 5:50:54 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Finally!  What a piece of shit.



Finally as in it worked right this time or finally you just shot it?

Finally got it to print.  it was very close to being thrown out the window.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:15:13 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
PC load letter....? What the fuck does that mean!?!?



damn, you beat me to it!  
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:27:59 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
What's the problem ... can't print?  





Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:29:03 AM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:30:09 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
Nah, baseball bat, ala OFFICE SPACE:


www.ess.msu.edu/display/images/officeSpacePrinter.jpg



It's good to be a gansta.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:31:27 AM EDT
[#23]
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