Here is a little test that will help you decide.


Question: How do you tell the difference between
Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?


The answer can be found by posing the following question:


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal ..40, and you are an
expert shot? You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!


Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?


Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?


Could we run away?


What does my wife think?


What about the kids?


Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand?


What does the law say about this situation?


Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?


Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children?


Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?


Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me?


If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?


Why is this street so deserted?


We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.


This is so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days
and try to come to a consensus.


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Republican's Answer:


BANG!


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Southern Republican's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click


Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?"

Take a guess. Hydroshoks btw.

I call DUPE

Proud member of VRWC!

Southern Republican.

It aint a glock fo-tee though.

Dupe *100

I'm a libertarian.


"RATATATATATATATATATATATATAT"

I'm a Republican, ammo ain't cheap!

Hey wtf, 9 bangs???

The ban is over!

Should be at least 15, then reload, 15 more.

Quoted: Hey wtf, 9 bangs??? The ban is over! Should be at least 15, then reload, 15 more.

My Sig has 8 in the mag and one in the chamber.

My smith has 15 in the mag and one in the pipe and 14 each in my other 2 mags.  So put 2 reloads and 44 bangs on their for my southern butt.

Proud libertarian.
Recovering Republican

Not only a dupe but old as hell! http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=378469