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Posted: 8/18/2005 11:07:10 AM EDT
AMEN! Give me a woman with curves and meat on her bones.
Hammer can't stand a stick-figure broad! www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,166048,00.html For Advertisers, It's Bottoms Up Thursday, August 18, 2005 Ever since Jennifer Lopez (search) and a bootylicious Beyonce (search) came on to the scene, women have been flaunting their womanly backsides ... and Madison Avenue has taken notice. Nike's new ads have women bragging of behinds big enough to be "space heaters in bed," and Dove's new campaign has caused a debate over the use of "real bodies" in advertising. "It's attention-getting, it's humorous, it's playing in to a woman who wants to be strong and independent," Allure magazine publisher Nancy Berger Cardone told FOX News. But it's more than that. Advertisers are banking that these ads will grab women ready to celebrate what they've got. "Most American women are size 12 and up. So, I just think it's Madison Avenue types taking advantage ... [they] want a bigger piece of the pie out there," image consultant and entertainment reporter Annie Hoffman said. So what is it about big butts? "I think thanks to Jennifer Lopez, having a larger derriere has become the 'in' thing to have. It used to be an ample bust, now I think it's an ample derriere," said Hoffman. As for whether it's a smart business move on Madison Avenue's part, Hoffman thinks, and hopes, it is. "They're trying to relate to the average woman that's out there, because most people are not a size 6 or 8. I really want this to be successful, because I think there are a lot of young girls who have eating disorders, and I think there are a lot of women who may be suffer from lower self-esteem because they don't look like a lot of the women modeling on the magazine covers." But that's not to say that thin is no longer in. "I think that there's still going to be spikes of the population that still likes to see glamorous and sexy and beautiful thin women, because you guess deep down we probably think we'd like to still be like that," Hoffman added. Bottom lines are already brimming from the super-sized trend: Some women are shelling out as much as $500 for just the right pair of bum-hugging jeans. In fact, Jessica Simpson (search) has even been accused of padding her formerly flat butt to play curvy Daisy Duke in the "Dukes of Hazzard" movie. So women -- don't be afraid to shake your decidedly diet-deprived booty. "If it's your butt, show it off, if it's your arms, show those off. I think that right now we're in a time where there's not one size and one shape that is considered beautiful," said Cardone. FOX News' Jamie Colby and Brenda Buttner contributed to this report. |
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Don't we all? MJD |
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Let me be the first to say: This thread is useless without pics.
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I've always loved curvy women. If only I could get them to love me. Excuse me, I'll be out looking for pie. |
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AMEN Lumpy! But..... there can be a fine line between a nice ass and a fat ass! |
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I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tough Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got Make Me so horney Ooh, rump of smooth skin You say you wanna get in my benz Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin' She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette I'm tired of magazines Saying flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah) Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah) Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt Baby got back (LA face with Oakland booty) I like'em round and big And when I'm throwin a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And UH, double up UH UH I aint talkin bout playboy Cuz silicone parts were made for toys I wannem real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mixalot's in trouble Beggin for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I wanna get with ya I won't cus or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna -- Til the break of dawn Baby Got it goin on Alot of pimps won't like this song Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it But I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah) Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back (LA face with the Oakland booty) Yeah baby When it comes to females Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection 36-24-36 Only if she's 5'3" So your girlfriend throws a Honda Playin workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that hard role And tell you that the butt ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin And I'm thinkin bout stickin To the beanpole dames in the magazines You aint it miss thing Give me a sista I can't resist her Red beans and rice did miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis Cuz his girls were on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And pulled up quick to get with 'em So ladies if the butt is round And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back Baby got back Little in tha middle but she got much back x4 |
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You are so right on that. |
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Thanks for reminding me....I need to make a visit to the Team Forum to check on the Butt Lovers thread
Oh and in case you were wondering who has the hottest Bubble butt on the planet right now..It belongs to this little lady from Argentina.... Keyra Augustina....Somebody needs to BOTD this thread |
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IMHO, the stick supermodel craze was created by a fashion industry run by 50 year old gay pedophiles. There is a reason supermodels look like 14 year old boys...
Flip over to the Spanish channels and watch some soaps and variety shows to get re-aquainted to what a woman's body is really supposed to look like... |
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Amen. |
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seems no one has a sense of humor today carry on by the way, that pic had no nips, lips, or visible genitalia. |
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You should be horse whipped, thats just fat not phat. |
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I hate how advertisers and the media think they drive what people like. I've always loved big butts and J Lo and stupid advertising has nothing to do with it.
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IDIOT |
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+1, it's all about pie |
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Here ya' go everyone, hope this will make up for the other pic. If this one offends anyone, I'll be happy to take it down. OK Lumpy? |
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Holy sweet mother of God |
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Who ran that thread while back about thick chicks. That was some fine loving until some prick posted some nasty's.
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Gotta girl here at work that has a rump and DAMN, it is nice. What can I say, a bubble on the back is great, I don't want women looking like 12 year olds
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+1 |
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There is a difference between the 2 chicks above and "Thick chicks"
I have nothing against thick girls butt a big ass is way nicer |
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Beyonce has a fat nasty azz....didn't ya see her in the Enquirer?????
Gimme a Gabby Reese annnny day. |
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Hell no. I like small tight athletic asses. No fatasses for me.
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Exactly and this "big ass" thing seems to be just an extension of the "urbanization" of America if you know what I mean. |
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+1. Size 8+ is easy to find and get.. 6 and Smaller is a rarer commodity, therefore more attractive to the puntang collector. |
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No- what do you mean? |
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Some say they like big butts, then, someone posts a pic of one and you all don't like it. WTF is wrong with you people?
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I just googled that girl. That is a quality backside. I like round, MUSCULAR asses. Not round, feels like you are kneading bread dough asses. |
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I'm sorry J Lo is totally average and borderline repulsive (minus the $$$ of course). All the weird camera angles and tricks they use cover up her large monkey ass. |
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I guess "big" is a relative term. Oh well, to each his own. |
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CoC? |
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