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Posted: 8/18/2005 10:12:29 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:13:15 AM EDT
[#1]
IBTF
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:13:58 AM EDT
[#2]
It's not illevgal, but its not nice and it certainly ain't smart.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:14:38 AM EDT
[#3]
I just remember an old Kids n the Hall episode where a guy said that, and instantly the SS breaks in the room and arrests him.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:15:15 AM EDT
[#4]
...six pack of Dos Equis in my fridge?
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:15:21 AM EDT
[#5]


Tooth Fairy?

Monkey?

Entire population of Nigeria?





Or are you asking if threats against the life of the President of the Unites States are illegal?  


If so, I believe the answer is yes.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:15:51 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
I just remember an old Kids n the Hall episode where a guy said that, and instantly the SS breaks in the room and arrests him.



You see that black Suburban outside?  Don't answer the door and run...now.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:17:17 AM EDT
[#7]
lol...Just curious. Through that entire episode, someone would randomly say it, and instant SS. It was funny.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:18:05 AM EDT
[#8]
It isnt even something you want to overhear.....And  it isnt worth the headaches
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:21:07 AM EDT
[#9]
"Start a file on Motocam"
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:21:55 AM EDT
[#10]
next homo I see?

next man that porks my wife$

What? The suspense is killing me?
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:28:47 AM EDT
[#11]
Death threats agaisnt the President, VP, and the entire line of presidential succession are only illegal if sent through the mail. www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode18/usc_sec_18_00000871----000-.html
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:29:58 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:


next man that porks my wife

BD]



What do you mean the next man?  Not to pry, but other than you...there shouldn't be any other "man."
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:31:23 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Death threats agaisnt the President, VP, and the entire line of presidential succession are only illegal if sent through the mail. www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode18/usc_sec_18_00000871----000-.html



While technically correct, try saying the magical phrase over a cell phone.  You can argue the finer points of the law with the Secret Service.  
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:36:41 AM EDT
[#14]
Had a 'banger come into the store one day and asked if we had any George Bush targets......

Not sure if the Secret Service ever caught up with him or not, but they did send an agent out to look for him...
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:38:02 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:


next man that porks my wife

BD]



What do you mean the next man?  Not to pry, but other than you...there shouldn't be any other "man."



What if she has a girlfriend?  Maybe he doesn't mind that.  
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:39:09 AM EDT
[#16]
lol...
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:44:54 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
I think I'm going to kill the _____________

I dont have the balls to say it. But is it really illegal?



Criminal liability generally requires an overt act rather than simple words.  One exception is the use of fighting words that are likely to incite another to act violently.  

Plus the phrase "I think I'm going to kill" implies that you haven't quite made up your mind to actually commit the act.  
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:50:22 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:


next man that porks my wife

BD]



What do you mean the next man?  Not to pry, but other than you...there shouldn't be any other "man."



What if she has a girlfriend?  Maybe he doesn't mind that.  



Girlfriends are allowed.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:53:09 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:


next man that porks my wife

BD]



What do you mean the next man?  Not to pry, but other than you...there shouldn't be any other "man."



Not me ya skull and cross bonehead.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:55:04 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
IBTF

'In Before the Feds'?



And to answer the original question - Yes.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:58:34 AM EDT
[#21]
It was just a question.
I am PRO BUSH!! Oh and the President too!
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:59:35 AM EDT
[#22]
I wouldn't do it if I were you, Secret Service anal probes are built by the lowest bidder.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:59:44 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
It was just a question.
I am PRO BUSH!! Oh and the President too!



I hope you know that every alphabet agency in the U.S. reads these forums, I bet many are members even. Now go hide your dog.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:00:19 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
I think I'm going to kill the _____________

I dont have the balls to say it. But is it really illegal?



Dutch?
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:00:52 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:


next man that porks my wife

BD]



What do you mean the next man?  Not to pry, but other than you...there shouldn't be any other "man."



Not me ya skull and cross bonehead.



That was kinda my point.  
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:04:50 AM EDT
[#26]
Nice knowing you.


You------>      <-------Guy sent to "Take care of you"
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:09:27 AM EDT
[#27]
Government Oraganizations, let it be known i was only curious, I saw it on a tv show. I voted for Bush!
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:53:41 AM EDT
[#28]
I vote for shaved!!!

oops did i say that in my outside voice?
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:56:49 AM EDT
[#29]




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