A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."


This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it
was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."


That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean
and wash and iron all day long?"


The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started."

ha!

Me likey!

Quoted:

+1 LOL!

okay, its funny!  Patty

Quoted: okay, its funny!  Patty

Hate to admit it dontcha?

Quoted: Quoted: okay, its funny!  Patty Hate to admit it dontcha?

Yes, admittedly so.  However I've been saying I need a wife for years now but a little unknown fact about me is that I had a wife once.  I divorced her.  It was great having someone to cook, clean and take care of the kids but she drove me nuts.

Patty