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Posted: 8/16/2005 7:33:10 PM EDT

Suddenly, one of my favorite pairs of skivvy drawers has turned on me. They're just barely broken in - only a few small holes, and some of the elastic is still even there. But walking around today, I was constantly having to pull them out of my crack. People were probably looking at me and saying "Look, honey, that poor man has worms."

I feel as if I've been betrayed by one of my best old friends.

Posted: 8/16/2005 7:34:17 PM EDT

[#1]

I had some Star Trek underwear. Flys around your anus and wipes out klingons.

Posted: 8/16/2005 7:37:26 PM EDT

[#2]

theres something wrong with you

Posted: 8/17/2005 4:17:39 AM EDT

[#3]

I feel like I should say goodbye to my old friend in an appropriate and respectful way, even if they did turn on me in the end. Years and years of faithful service should outweigh one day of indiscretion. Maybe I should invite some people over and say a few words at a cremation ceremony.

Posted: 8/17/2005 4:55:56 AM EDT

[#4]

I didn't need to read that.

Posted: 8/17/2005 7:36:11 AM EDT

[#5]

One of my pair of underwear has 36 holes in it + the pee hole. I actually counted them, how sad is that? There are two 4 inch long holes along each side where I pull them up and I can pull them up with the elastic band like a handle.

Posted: 8/17/2005 7:46:23 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
One of my pair of underwear has 36 holes in it + the pee hole. I actually counted them, how sad is that? There are two 4 inch long holes along each side where I pull them up and I can pull them up with the elastic band like a handle.

"Like a handle"???

Posted: 8/17/2005 8:10:31 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
One of my pair of underwear has 36 holes in it + the pee hole. I actually counted them, how sad is that? There are two 4 inch long holes along each side where I pull them up and I can pull them up with the elastic band like a handle.

That's not just underwear - it's a family heirloom.

Posted: 8/17/2005 8:11:40 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I feel like I should say goodbye to my old friend in an appropriate and respectful way, even if they did turn on me in the end. Years and years of faithful service should outweigh one day of indiscretion. Maybe I should invite some people over and say a few words at a cremation ceremony.

Posted: 8/17/2005 8:23:49 AM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 8/17/2005 8:35:09 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
People were probably looking at me and saying "Look, honey, that poor man has worms."

My grandfather still wears underwear that he must have had during the depression.

Posted: 8/17/2005 8:46:16 AM EDT

[#11]

~~turd~~ underpants funeral

Posted: 8/17/2005 8:53:38 AM EDT

[#12]

You got fat.

Posted: 8/17/2005 1:04:36 PM EDT

[#13]

Why hasn't anyone demanded that I post pics yet?

Posted: 8/17/2005 1:05:43 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Why hasn't anyone demanded that I post pics yet?

Most of the pics you post suck.

btw, house was nice though.

Posted: 8/17/2005 1:07:50 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Suddenly, one of my favorite pairs of skivvy drawers has turned on me. They're just barely broken in - only a few small holes, and some of the elastic is still even there. But walking around today, I was constantly having to pull them out of my crack. People were probably looking at me and saying "Look, honey, that poor man has worms."

I feel as if I've been betrayed by one of my best old friends.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My girlfriend threw my underwear out when the holes got big enough for my balls to get tangled in...nearly got gangrenous after sleeeping hard one night.

Posted: 8/17/2005 1:22:15 PM EDT

[#16]

Cause most of us guys are too lazy(me included!) to shop for underwear,and/or would rather check out the DVD/automotive/electronics section at WallyWorld!

Posted: 8/17/2005 1:33:58 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Cause most of us guys are too lazy(me included!) to shop for underwear,and/or would rather check out the DVD/automotive/electronics section at WallyWorld!

+1 Mine look like loin cloths...ragged and spotty, but oh so comfortable

Posted: 8/17/2005 6:14:49 PM EDT

[#18]

I don't know if I'm ready to commit to another pair so soon. I may have to go commando for a while, until I go through the grieving process and get my head together again.

Posted: 8/17/2005 6:17:24 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I don't know if I'm ready to commit to another pair so soon. I may have to go commando for a while, until I go through the grieving process and get my head together again.

Nothing like going HSLD