Second morning in a row that I've found poop

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Second morning in a row that I've found poop

Posted: 8/16/2005 8:56:46 AM EDT

..sitting square in the middle of our carport. wth? Can't be the neighbor's dog, it's a terrier and these terds are pickle-sized. I might rig up a string and bell system tonight to catch the culprit.

Posted: 8/16/2005 9:01:15 AM EDT

[#1]

IM jasondcrum for help. He can hook ya up.

Posted: 8/16/2005 9:02:29 AM EDT

[#2]

You married?

Sgat1r5

Posted: 8/16/2005 9:02:43 AM EDT

[#3]

probably from an early morning dog ~~walker~~shitter. Time to wake up early and pop the Stealth Pooper in the act

Posted: 8/16/2005 9:03:41 AM EDT

[#4]

What is with you guys? One member finds beheaded bunnies in his yard and another finds poop in his carport. You guys have some weird neighbors.

Posted: 8/16/2005 9:04:03 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
You married?

Sgat1r5

Well, you know I am. Why do you ask?

Posted: 8/16/2005 9:07:38 AM EDT

[#6]

Do you sleepwalk? one time in New Orleans I got legally retarded drunk and pissed in a potted plant in the hotel lobby. I have no recollection of this event, it was explained to me by friends and hotel management the next day. I only ask, because we do wierd stuff when we are not in our own concious minds. Maybe you are your own worst enemy?

Posted: 8/16/2005 9:11:44 AM EDT

[#7]

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Posted: 8/16/2005 9:15:34 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
..sitting square in the middle of our carport. wth? Can't be the neighbor's dog, it's a terrier and these terds are pickle-sized. I might rig up a string and bell system tonight to catch the culprit.

i don't know about that - my jack russell has crapped out some pretty huge turds for his size.

Posted: 8/16/2005 9:16:47 AM EDT

[#9]

nevertheless, I have acquired a slingshot. So I hope to catch the culprit in the act!

Posted: 8/16/2005 9:19:13 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Quoted:
You married?

Sgat1r5

Well, you know I am. Why do you ask?

Sorry, I misread it, I thought you were finding poop on the carpet. So if you are married with kids.....i would talk to the kids.

Matter of fact...I would still ask the kids...they do some funny stuff when they are littel

Sgat1r5

Posted: 8/16/2005 9:20:30 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
You married?

Sgat1r5

Well, you know I am. Why do you ask?

Sorry, I misread it, I thought you were finding poop on the carpet. So if you are married with kids.....i would talk to the kids.

Matter of fact...I would still ask the kids...they do some funny stuff when they are littel

Sgat1r5

Nope. Unfortunately too young and too poor for chillin's right now. When there's poop on the carpet I know who is to blame - our 15lb cat (he stays inside so it can't be his).

Posted: 8/16/2005 9:20:47 AM EDT

[#12]

I bet you are sleep walking. Go ask the neighbors if they saw you in bunny slippers and your wife's robe taking a shit in the carport.

Posted: 8/16/2005 9:22:15 AM EDT

[#13]

For all of you "it could be you sleep walking", I must go ahead and tell you that I am about as regular as R. Lee Ermy's visits to LA gay bars. When I go to the reading room it's like an event. I would know if it was me.

Posted: 8/16/2005 9:22:58 AM EDT

[#14]

tagged to find out which neighbor is pooping in the carport

Posted: 8/16/2005 9:30:46 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Rate it:

www.ratemypoo.com

That's just wrong.

Do people really have nothing better to do than to take a pic of their poo and post it on a hot or not website?

WTF.

Posted: 8/16/2005 9:34:22 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
IM jasondcrum for help. He can hook ya up.

FOR SALE!

One used game camera, digital
Works well at night
Flash intact
$49.95 (complete with all 12 shattered pieces)
Buy it now and you will receive one free bottle of Epoxy.

ETA: I can't spell worth fudge today.

It's BUY, not but.

Posted: 8/16/2005 9:49:05 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Quoted:
IM jasondcrum for help. He can hook ya up.

FOR SALE!

One used game camera, digital
Works well at night
Flash intact
$49.95 (complete with all 12 shattered pieces)
But it now and you will receive one free bottle of Epoxy.

{Spicoli} My dad's a television repairman. He's got an awesome set of tools. {/Spicoli}

I can so put that back together and extract whatever image may be on the memory

Paypal inbound ...

Posted: 8/16/2005 9:55:46 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Quoted:
IM jasondcrum for help. He can hook ya up.

FOR SALE!

One used game camera, digital
Works well at night
Flash intact
$49.95 (complete with all 12 shattered pieces)
But it now and you will receive one free bottle of Epoxy.