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Posted: 8/14/2005 1:46:02 PM EDT
Who's gonna watch the roast with Pam (C) Anderson...
She seems like an easy target... |
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I was thinking of it, but John Carpenter's Vampires is on SciFi at 9pm Eastern tonight, so I may be flipping back & forth.
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I have still yet to see the her and Tommy Lee video
If anyone has it, send it my way. |
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I liked it when he asked if she had ever had sex with someone talented.
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Does the "C" in her name stand for Hepatitis C? I wonder which fine young man gave her that? |
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and to which fine young men she's given it? |
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Dayum... this is fucking brutal!
By the way: Sarah Silverman: I'd hit it. |
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OK, WTF?
When did Tommy Lee start making pussy boy band music? I'm at a loss here. Now I have to go download Too Fast for Love. I need to hear the cowbell. |
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Oh my. Not CoC compliant. That thing she is wearing...it is TRANSPARENT!!! Yes, BIG TIME NIPS.
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Maybe in your imagination. Dont see anything here. Why even point it out if it was, I'm not one to point fingers. |
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Dude, SHE even notices it on the monitor. And ADJUSTS herself to maximize the effect. It is at the end. |
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Don't bother. Is this roast actually a roast of the mark? I remember watching the Jeff Foxworthy roast and it was a joke. They filmed it in New York so nobody laughed at the redneck stuff he was known for, and half the show ended up as Bush-bashing. |
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Oh, yeah. They rosted her and each other. I didn't hear a single bush joke. (OK, well they talked about Pam Anderson's Bush quite a bit, but... well... ) |
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This one was actually funny. Jeff Foxworthy's was a complete waste of time.
She got hers, though. Her ending speech was pretty damn funny. |
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Pot. Kettle. You're watching a roast of Pamela Anderson. YOU do the math. |
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+1 She's a repulsive skanky freak plastic ho. |
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Ergo, the enjoyment in watching a bunch of her peers call her out as a skanky freak plastic ho. |
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Big +1000. Shirt was definately sheer, was pretty much the same as wearing nothing. |
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The roast was hillarious. I love the fact that she is so easy to make fun of. Sarah Silverman's delivery was brilliant. Coutney Love is not "clean and sober." She may be sober, but that is one dirty ass bitch.
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Speaking of losers I thought you were going to fuck me up in the pit"? |
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What happened between Comedy Central and the Friar's Club? It used to be Friar's Club roasts of members of the Friar's Club, but now Comedy Central runs their own of anybody that needs an upswing of publicity. The Foxworthy one was ridiculous - it was just a big cross-promotional thing with the Blue Collar stuff.
Comedy Central roasts are teh suck. As for the nips, holy shit dude, if you couldn't see that, you're either dead or blind. I saw that in the promos, it almost made me want to watch the roast - but then I remembered I have the Internet. |
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My favorite lines of the night:
About Tommy Lee: Your dick is so long it has an elbow. "I watched your sex video...your dick is so big I had to fast forward to see the end of it." About Courtney Love: "How is it that you look worse than Kirk Cobain?" "Courtney is the girl next door...if you happen to live next to a methadone clinic." To Pam Anderson: "Your P@ssy is so big, it was used at the Batcave in the first batman movie. It is so large that it had a bigger opening that 'Return of the Sith.' " "I heard that they give free donkey rides to the bottom of your v@&ina." To Bea Arthur and Andy Dick: "I wouldn't touch Bea Arthurs dick with Andy Dick's p@ssy." To Andy Dick: "Andy...pick a hole and stick with it." |
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Ayup. I liked: "When I first heard that Tommy had given Pamela Hepatitus C, I couldn't believe it. I though the most he could have mustered was Hepatitus D minus." Sarah Silverman's jokes about Jimmy Kimmel's balls were hillarious too. |
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I had the Anderson roast on the TV last night just for chatter as I went to sleep. Despite my religion, I am no prude. However, the show was pretty disgusting, and it's a hell of a comment on our civilization that people talked like that in public about another human being - a woman, no less - and that she sat there and laughed at it. It's worse yet that such a crew of abject sleazebags are prominent enough to be recognizable, even to a person like me who doesn't follow popular entertainment much at all. Certainly, there was some funny stuff, but it's a hell of a note that that's the level of public discourse in any venue.
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It looked kinda nastey to me . But I'll be sure and catch the rerun
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I did the same thing...watched and listened as I tried to fall asleep. I don't really care for Pam Anderson much...she is basically a tramp/slut in my book. But I couldn't resist watching people call her a slut to her face and she was either too stupid to get it or just didn't care. The best jokes of the night were about the other so called celebs. I fell asleep in and around 11 and missed the rest. |
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I watched roast for about 6 minutes and it was getting a little stale fast. same-ol-same ol comments one presented after another. I could not take it: tits-penis,tits,penis etc etc etc etc etc,etc etc etc etc etc,etc etc etc etc etc,etc etc etc etc etc,etc etc etc etc etc,etc etc etcetc etc etc etc etc
ya get the picture |
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So, did you change the channel? |
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The "Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain" comment was pretty fucked up in my opinion. I mean, really, her husband blows his head off with a shotgun and it's okay to make a joke about it. to her face, because they're "celebrities"? WTF? |
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I thought it was pretty damn funny. Anyone else cant stand that nasty bitch Cortney love. What a skank ass attention whore.
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I can't stand her. She brings no class and trashy to a new level. She makes trailer trash gutter whores look like the Queen Mum. |
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She was so wasted she could hardly keep her eyes open. And then she kept talking about how clean she was. I think Jimmy Kimmel said "If you're clean, then you've really got some problems." Best quote re: Love . . . "Courtney would like to invite everyone to the intervention after the show." |
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What was the line about Adam Corolla? Something about "you look like Pete Sampress with Down's Syndrome." I busted my gut on that one. |
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Don't forget Sarah Silverman: "The fist time I saw Jimmy Kimmel's balls, they were on Adam Corolla's chin." |
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I only heard a few of the courtney love comments, pretty funny. Wasn't sure if they were going to touch on the hep. c jokes.
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